Imma Let You Finish… When I leave.

Yes, I’ve finally decided to end my extended hiatus. You’ll probably notice the characters have a new look. The panel is bigger too. They almost look like how I see them in my head. Almost… I really just want to start over again, but I really hate the idea of breaking the internet if I erase the past. So it’s going to be interesting to see how this all pans out. BTW, I’ve got the next three Saturdays after today already lined up. If I get too far ahead I’ll start publishing daily again…

Anti-Pasta Salad

Recently I prepared a boxed pasta salad. It was a bag of spiral pasta that you had to add your own Italian dressing to it, and that’s not a problem… The problem was that not only did it have the dry spiral pasta, but also dehydrated black olives. Those ugly things tasted like wood or cardboard or… Oh, trust me… it was just nasty.

Cruelty

Sometimes I can be cruel. I mean really, really cruel. Once I said to a spinster shrew: “Look at me, now look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man. Sadly, you don’t even have a man.” Believe it or not, over time her personality has gotten better. We still eat lunch together.

Dated Dates

I suppose there are worse things than dating an older person. Being the older person is one example… In about a month and a half I’ll officially be in the land of black balloons. I’m still going to lie about my age though. I’ll just tell people I’m in my late twenties.