Flush Twice is a variable panel comic. It first appeared in 2004 as a daily single panel comic featuring stick figures. The art style has evolved over time, but the original characters are still quite recognizable from the very beginning to the present.
I’m getting pretty old now. OK, I’m not actually old old, but I’m not a kid anymore either. One of the things I’ve noticed is that as friends come and go, they mostly just go, and replacements are pretty hard to find. Do what you can to hang on to your friends.
Well at least it’s a step in the right direction. It seems that Tyler lost all his bearings when he left the Army. This actually happens to some guys when they get out because their environment in the civilian world no longer has any real structure. Fortunately, Brandon is being a good guy through all this.
Today’s theme is “Laundry”, but the story arc is still plodding on. On the bright side, I’m getting pretty comfortable with creating the “new look” and getting consistent results. On the other hand, I’m still only getting about 5000 page views per month mostly from people looking for “more ginger jokes”.
I actually created all the panels for this series weeks ago. In some ways I long for the days when I used to make a panel every day. This “only on Saturdays” thing is cramping my artistic possibilities with regards to story arcs. The trouble is, I really can’t keep up with the demands of a daily panel while maintaining the artwork quality I’ve come to expect from myself. I’m still working on refining the quality of the artwork even more, and that takes time as well. I guess what I’m trying to say is don’t judge this panel on its own. It’s actually part of a series.
Last week, Tyler decided he was going to parade around o’natural to further piss off Dewey, but Brandon has is own joker up his sleeve. Of course in real life, the guys who seem to lack modesty are rarely as cute as Tyler, but the moral of the story is still clear: Put some fuckin’ clothes on.
I’m not quite sure where Tyler is going with this, and I’m the author. Yes, I’m serializing again. It’s not exactly the smartest move when you’re doing a weekly panel. I mean, if you’re following the story, one panel a week is a rather long time to wait. Sorry about that. But at least I’m still plugging away once a week. Heck… I honestly don’t know how I managed to put out a panel a day… Then again, the quality of those panels was really bad… Oh look… I’m rambling on like a twit. Tell you what. I’ve got to work on some things and come up with next weeks comic. Until then… Toodles!
Honestly I was straining to come up with a theme this week. I’m mostly working on the new sets. The layout of their house is actually based on my own house.
You know with a comic named “Flush Twice” you’d think there’d be more poo jokes, but the reference is usually metaphorical. However, since it’s the first post of 2012, I decided now would be a good time to drop the metaphor and actually make reference to shit.
Happy New Year everyone! It’s been a fantastic year for Flush Twice, and we’re only too happy to have the privileged to be a part of your weekly entertainment. This coming year promises to have more comics and jokes, so be sure to come back next week!
So it's been kind of a mixed bag this year. Sadly, my Aunt Pam passed away back in February, then my cat, Alex, died in June. On the plus side, I got Murphy in August, and I finally managed to pay off what was left of my old revolving credit card debt that I've had hanging over me for 40 years.
Born on June 22, 2025, Murphy is about 6 months old as of this post. I picked him up off Craig's List for $10 when he was about 7 weeks old. Since then I've spent about $1300 over 5 vet visits to make sure he got all his shots and yes that includes neutering. Where Alex merely tolerated Gail, Murphy adores her. and the two are regularly seen snuggling up to one another. Those photos aren't staged. These two are really that close.
In spite of everything, I'm still gainfully employed. it's highly doubtful AI is going to take my job anytime soon, so I guess I can be thankful for that. On the other hand I recently found out I have chronic kidney disease, so that's no beuno. I won't find out until January if lifestyle and medication changes are going to be enough to keep it from progressing. Fingers crossed.
On a lighter note, I've started occasionally live-streaming Tarot card readings on Twitch. No, I don't actually believe in magical mumbo-jumbo, but there is an art to the craft. I look at Tarot as basically being psychology with flashcards. There are 78 cards, and each card can have different and multiple meanings depending on its context. When you know what you're doing you can ALWAYS match randomly dealt cards to the context. Form a coherent narrative around the cards and you can actually gain an altered perspective on your situation that may give you more confidence in facing your problems.
So that's about it for 2025. Not gonna lie: While it wasn't all bad, this year sucked pretty hard. I can't make any promises, but I fully intend on putting out more than 2 comics in 2026, and I might even include a few more jokes and rants.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everybody!
Pax,
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What is Flush Twice?
Flush Twice has been around since May of 2003. It started out as a JOTD (Joke of the Day) website. New jokes were published every weekday. Over the years, good jokes were increasingly hard to come by, and eventually they got so rare that I just stopped trying to publish them.
Since 2004 there has also been an eponymous comic. I still occasionally publish a new one on Saturdays. It’s also rare anymore, but sometimes it happens.
Here lately I’ve been posting a “Link of the Day”. For the time being, I will be featuring a new website from my enormous collection of bookmarked websites every weekday. None of it is solicited promotions, and no one is paying me to feature their site. These are just websites that at one time I thought were interesting enough to add to my bookmarks folder.
I highly encourage using some kind of ad blocking extension before clicking on any of these links. You’ll also hear me say this phrase a lot about these posts: “They can’t all be winners.” But it’s better than just leaving the site abandoned.
The jokes were generously provided by friends and visitors such as yourself. I want to express my eternal thanks to everyone over the years who helped contribute to the collection.
So what is it that makes a joke funny?
It all boils down to a sudden shift in perception. The story starts you thinking one way, then the punchline turns that thinking on its ear. The art of the joke is to craft a short story that isn’t overly contrived, then deliver a punchline that suddenly shifts your perception about the story you were being told.
Many of the jokes on this site are offensive, and I make no apologies for it. Offensive jokes work by making the reader uncomfortable through the use of a taboo subject thus enhancing the underlying humor. Without the offensive element, the joke would simply not be as funny.