I’ve been meaning to get all the soldier characters templates updated to reflect the new uniform standards. I have to admit, I’m a little jealous of veterans who came before and after me. I just barely missed the BDU jungle camo when I enlisted, and I never stuck around to get the OCP multicam uniform. All I got to wear was that algae looking ACU digicam that was unable to blend into any environment. They might as well have hung a bullseye on us.
But anywho, I’ve got a nasty cold this week, and I’m really sick, and I feel like shit. So I really hope you enjoyed this week’s comic. It’s one I’ve been meaning to do for a while, and despite the fact that my throat feels like it’s being reamed with a brass wire brush, I finally got it done and it’s on to something else.
Basically I grabbed the wrong character’s eyes when I put this one together. Those eyes were actually the ones used for the “Reddit” character that I recently created. I designed him with solid “Orangered” eyes with a black limbal ring. It was meant to give a him a jarringly unhinged appearance.
My design for SGT Scrapper is to show him with “threateningly reddish” eyes, but I now see that the psycho reddit eyes were way out of place.
It is fixed now, but your browser’s image cache may still be showing the original “crazy” version. Refresh or whatever works best for you.
Thanks for the heads up!
-f2x (*edited for clarity.. I’ve been way too hopped up on Nyquil the last few days.)
You know I almost forgot it, and just by chance I remembered. Today is Gail's 5th birthday! That's right! That little puppy I started posting pictures of back in 2019 is a full 5 years old today.
You might have noticed I stopped posting weekly pictures of her a while ago. For the most part, she had stopped growing, so there really wasn't that much of a change from week to week. Also, I was having trouble finding the time to make the effort.
Rest assured, Gail keeps on being an indomitable force in my life. Never does a day go by that I'm not forced to wait on hand and foot to this ornery critter. Other than when I'm at work, Gail is almost always with me. You'd think she'd be better behaved by now, but this dog loses her shit every time she sees a ball... or another dog... or food... or just realizes when we've turned down any of the roads on the way to one of her many favorite places.
To say this dog is spoiled would be an understatement. To me, spoiling means you treat them better than they deserve. With my previous dog, Grace, she was so good, spoiling was effectively impossible, but with Gail, spoiling is simply unavoidable. She lacks any sort of self-control or discipline, and she isn't shy about letting you know how she feels in any given situation. If you have her on a leash, you better be careful because she can easily dislocate your shoulder.
But Gail is also easy to love. It's amazing how she is such a people magnet. Gail has her own fan club, and people take walks by my yard just to come up to the fence to say hi to Gail and pet her. She's very friendly and wants nothing more than to eat, play, and be loved.
Oh, and to poop... Soooo much poop!
So happy birthday Baby Gail!
-f2x
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What is Flush Twice?
Flush Twice has been around since May of 2003. It started out as a JOTD (Joke of the Day) website. New jokes were published every weekday. Over the years, good jokes were increasingly hard to come by, and eventually they got so rare that I just stopped trying to publish them.
Since 2004 there has also been an eponymous comic. I still occasionally publish a new one on Saturdays. It’s also rare anymore, but sometimes it happens.
Here lately I’ve been posting a “Link of the Day”. For the time being, I will be featuring a new website from my enormous collection of bookmarked websites every weekday. None of it is solicited promotions, and no one is paying me to feature their site. These are just websites that at one time I thought were interesting enough to add to my bookmarks folder.
I highly encourage using some kind of ad blocking extension before clicking on any of these links. You’ll also hear me say this phrase a lot about these posts: “They can’t all be winners.” But it’s better than just leaving the site abandoned.
The jokes were generously provided by friends and visitors such as yourself. I want to express my eternal thanks to everyone over the years who helped contribute to the collection.
So what is it that makes a joke funny?
It all boils down to a sudden shift in perception. The story starts you thinking one way, then the punchline turns that thinking on its ear. The art of the joke is to craft a short story that isn’t overly contrived, then deliver a punchline that suddenly shifts your perception about the story you were being told.
Many of the jokes on this site are offensive, and I make no apologies for it. Offensive jokes work by making the reader uncomfortable through the use of a taboo subject thus enhancing the underlying humor. Without the offensive element, the joke would simply not be as funny.
Man, those eyes look really weird from the front.
Wow, it would appear as though I made a mistake.
Basically I grabbed the wrong character’s eyes when I put this one together. Those eyes were actually the ones used for the “Reddit” character that I recently created. I designed him with solid “Orangered” eyes with a black limbal ring. It was meant to give a him a jarringly unhinged appearance.
My design for SGT Scrapper is to show him with “threateningly reddish” eyes, but I now see that the psycho reddit eyes were way out of place.
It is fixed now, but your browser’s image cache may still be showing the original “crazy” version. Refresh or whatever works best for you.
Thanks for the heads up!
-f2x (*edited for clarity.. I’ve been way too hopped up on Nyquil the last few days.)
Still weird-looking to me.
Ah, well… Let’s just chalk it up to too much cold medication. I’ll work on it.