I guess they give you a break down on the terms of service for various websites. There is also a forum that I didn’t bother to check out, and naturally they have a browser add on that can tell you if any site you are currently on has a sketchy TOS.
This is pretty self-explanatory. It’s a sliding puzzle toy that you can play. It is ad supported unless you use an ad blocker, and of course I always do.
Need a screen saver? Today’s link is really boring, but I got a fit it in somewhere. It’s essentially a kaleidoscope thing that just keeps twirling and twirling. I haven’t found a practical use for it yet.
Honestly, there’s not much to it. It’s a mildly interactive site that features bouncing cats. The “make it rain” unleashes a shower of cats, but other than that, you get what you pay for… and it’s free.
Make it rain Easter egg
Just a reminder, I stopped doing the daily jokes because honestly I think I published all of them. So now we’re doing a “Link of the Day” instead… Or at least a link of the “Weekday”. Some will be more fun than others, but they can’t all be winners.
Honestly it’s breathtaking. Imagine a desktop operating system running on javascript in your browser. You could spend a lot of time fidgeting around with this amazing toy. Press F11 to fully immerse yourself in all its retro vaporwave glory. A true masterpiece.
This is Zombo com. Welcome. You can do anything at Zombo com. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to Zombo com. This is Zombo com and welcome to you who have come to Zombo com. The infinite is possible at Zombo com.
Ok, so including Zombo is a kind of low effort, but some of this is for posterity. I’d love to get a hold of that background samba music they’re playing.
It’s like Windy, only it’s not really weather-centric, and there are no ads. At first glance it looks very bland, and you quickly discover you can roll the Earth around, but click on the menu icon in the lower left and you might find there are some interesting things to do.
No, really. it’s a generative AI that creates a new face every time you refresh the page. Sometimes the faces can get a bit wonky, and sometimes a background element next to the subject is nothing short of a Lovecraftian nightmare. Not sure what you might use this for, but I use it when I want to build a mockup and need a few faces.
This site got famous a few years ago, because they found a way to keep track of which McDonald’s ice cream machines are currently broken. This can be very helpful if you’re taking your family out for a special treat only to discover that the ice cream machine is down again.
I’m going to strongly advise using an adblocker like uBlock on this one, but you do you, Boo.
As mentioned a few weeks ago, I lost my beloved orange tabby, Alex, on June 19, 2025. While he had an amazing 16 year run, his passing came much sooner than it should have. I still miss him dearly.
Fortunately cats are pretty easy to come by. All you need is Craigslist and a little patience. After watching religiously for about 7 weeks, anyone could find the exact cat they were looking for... and that's how I got Murphy! Come to think of it, that's kinda how I got Alex as well.
Murphy was born on June 22, 2025. This tasty little hash brown was listed Tuesday night. I texted the number the next morning and went right round to go see him that afternoon. He was perfect, so I paid the $10 "rehoming" fee and took him to be my newest, bestest buddy.
Ten bucks probably sounds like a pretty good deal, right? Well... Yesterday he had his first vet appointment, and the bill wasn't cheap. I already knew he had ear mites because he had been scratching at his ears, so I swabbed them and looked at it under an old microscope of mine. Let's just say they threw in the ear mite cleaning FOR FREE because they were already able to cover a yacht payment with everything else they charged me for!
His follow up booster shot is in 3 weeks. Cha-ching! smh.
As of this Sunday, I've had him a total of about 4 days, and so far he's cost me well over $500! At least he's comfortable and feels right at home. While he can't jump up on the bed yet, his needle like claws allow him to climb up the side of the mattress like Spider-cat, and then he likes to snuggle up with me an Gail... Which kinda worries me, cuz him being so small and all, he's liable to get flattened!
To recap: I got another cat. He's orange, he's smol, and he's a little spitfire. That's about all I have to say on the subject at the moment, but I'm sure there will be more photo ops along the way.
Flush Twice has been around since May of 2003. It started out as a JOTD (Joke of the Day) website. New jokes were published every weekday. Over the years, good jokes were increasingly hard to come by, and eventually they got so rare that I just stopped trying to publish them.
Since 2004 there has also been an eponymous comic. I still occasionally publish a new one on Saturdays. It’s also rare anymore, but sometimes it happens.
Here lately I’ve been posting a “Link of the Day”. For the time being, I will be featuring a new website from my enormous collection of bookmarked websites every weekday. None of it is solicited promotions, and no one is paying me to feature their site. These are just websites that at one time I thought were interesting enough to add to my bookmarks folder.
I highly encourage using some kind of ad blocking extension before clicking on any of these links. You’ll also hear me say this phrase a lot about these posts: “They can’t all be winners.” But it’s better than just leaving the site abandoned.
The jokes were generously provided by friends and visitors such as yourself. I want to express my eternal thanks to everyone over the years who helped contribute to the collection.
So what is it that makes a joke funny?
It all boils down to a sudden shift in perception. The story starts you thinking one way, then the punchline turns that thinking on its ear. The art of the joke is to craft a short story that isn’t overly contrived, then deliver a punchline that suddenly shifts your perception about the story you were being told.
Many of the jokes on this site are offensive, and I make no apologies for it. Offensive jokes work by making the reader uncomfortable through the use of a taboo subject thus enhancing the underlying humor. Without the offensive element, the joke would simply not be as funny.