A boy comes home from college
He was a bright kid, and the first person from his small town to actually attend college. So when he came home, no expenses were spared.
The town threw a huge party in the center of town, with everyone cooking and bringing a dish. There was music, dancing, food, all to celebrate his return.
As the town sat down to eat, the boys father raises a toast. After he asks the boy,
“So, what did ya learn, out there at that fancy school o’ yours?”
“Well” says the son, “π r²”
All of a sudden, the father knocks his son to the ground.
“Dad what’s wrong!?!” The son says
The father, furious, says,
“You mean to tell me, that we spent all this money, you spent all that time, just to tell me Pie are square?!?!? We know that Pie are round!!!! Corn bread are square!!!”
