Many times civilians don’t get it. If a military member tells you they are being deployed, it means they are about to be sent to the battlefields of whatever country we are currently fighting with. It can be a pretty emotionally intense period in their life, so try to be a little understanding.
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour gently scratching and massaging his balls She was so meticulous about it and it was obvious that this was something she loved to do.
The man was thoroughly enjoying it but he was curious about her fascination. He turned and asked her, “Why do you love doing that so much?”
I know that the military has monitored some of the things I’ve posted on the internet, but sadly, no one watches this website. After posting some images of me an my cohorts in uniform, one of my sites kept getting hits from a certain military base known for intelligence gathering. On the other hand, they never bothered to visit this site. You know, I’ve put a lot of work into these panels. Are they really that bad?
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