Agnes married and had 4 children.
When her first husband died, she married again and had 5 more children.
Again, her husband passed away. So Agnes remarried and this time had 3 more children.
A few years after her third husband passed, Agnes herself died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher said a prayer for her, “Thank you Lord for this very loving woman”. He paused before mentioning, “They are finally together now.”
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”
The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”