Shaving His Beard

A married man was visiting his mistress one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.

“Oh James,” she pleaded, “I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome, clean-shaven face at least once.”

James quickly replied, “My wife loves this beard, Jocelyn. I couldn’t possibly do it. She would kill me!”

“Oh, please?” Jocelyn asked again, in a sexy little voice.

“Oh really, I can’t,” he replied. “She loves it… I just can’t!”

But Jocelyn was seductively persistent, and he sighed and finally gave in.

That night, a worried James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife woke up and sleepily felt his face. Suddenly she was wide awake, bolted upright in the bed and shouted, “Jesus Christ, Michael! What the hell are YOU doing here? My husband will be home any minute!”

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