Two eighty year-old pensioners were taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.
Sitting at a cafe, the little old man said, “Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you the thrill of your life.”
“Why, yes, I remember it well, dear,” replied the little old lady with a grin.
“Well, for old time’s sake, let’s go there again, and I’ll do it again.”
The two pensioners paid their bill and left the cafe. A young man who was sitting next to them had overheard the conversation and thought it would be quite amusing to see two old timers going at it. He got up and followed them. Sure enough, he saw the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulled off her knickers and lifted up her dress.
The old man pulled down his pants and grabbed the lady’s hips, and the little old lady reached for the fence. Well, what followed was 10 minutes of the most athletic love making the man had ever seen. Limbs were flying everywhere, the movement was a blur, and they did not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapsed and did not move for several minutes.
The young man was stunned. Never in his life had he ever seen anything like this – not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he had just saw, he had to know this secret, not only to make love like that now, but in 50 years as well!
After the two old pensioners had recovered and dressed themselves, the young man approached them with his hat in his hand.
“Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody make love like that, particularly at your age,” the young man remarked to the older gentleman. “What is your secret? How are you able to still make love like that after 50 years?”
“I don’t have a secret, son,” the pensioner replied, “and 50 years ago, that fence wasn’t electrified!”