Ever want to check a file to see if it’s infected but don’t want to install an antivirus? Or maybe you’re on Linux, and you want to know if there’s a Window’s virus on that thumb drive.
VirusTotal inspects items with over 70 antivirus scanners and URL/domain blocklisting services, in addition to a myriad of tools to extract signals from the studied content. Any user can select a file from their computer using their browser and send it to VirusTotal.
Let’s finish out this week on a cool note. Little Alchemy 2 is a great casual game that lets you combine various items to make new things that can be used to create even more! This game has seemingly endless possibilities, and it’s bound to be different every time you restart it.
It’s almost therapeutic what a little virtual violence can do. Move your mouse from right to left across the image to slap a ginger over and over again.
Here’s an interesting one for you. It’s an online image editor. I’m still stuck in the past using Paint Shop Pro 4.14, so I honestly couldn’t tell you if this thing is any good or not. The neat thing is that you can if you’re using Chrome, you can “Install” it to your desktop. Anyhoo, it’s a neat one.
I’d be lying if I said I knew what this was good for. It’s some kind of dot that you can perturb with your mouse. Roll over it, hold down the left mouse button, then jiggle the mouse around to watch it go.
You’ll probably spend more time here than you’d expect.
So the idea is simple. It loads and plays a random short low-res cat-centric video loop while playing a song or maybe some other audio clip. I have no idea how many clips there are, but it’s well of a hundred.
Do you know your way around a hard drive? Can you boss around a command prompt? Then you might be able to play a few old games here.
Old Games Download is an archival project building a database of abandoned video games from the 70s, 80s, 90s and early 00s. Rediscover lost games from your childhood released on platforms such as Windows, Mac, DOS, Atari, C64, SEGA, PlayStation and more! Are you ready to take a step back into the past?
Video games listed on OldGamesDownload are “abandonware”, meaning they are no longer being sold or supported by the original developers or publishers. Downloads are hosted on Archive.org which has DMCA exemption for vintage software archiving. The purpose of the website is to preserve archival copies of video games which would otherwise be lost.
This website claims that if it goes more than 24 hours without receiving a message it will permanently self-destruct and wipe its database.
Personally I think its fake. Every time I go there it starts counting down from 86,400 seconds, and I ain’t never left it a message. In any event, it gets more clicks that my site, and my site has better things to click on.
Yeah, it looks like it’s got ads. Use an adblocker.
The Peter’s Projection is a version of the world map that we’re all very familiar with, but while it gives you a good idea of where countries are in relation to one another, it tends to distort the size of the land. This website allows you to check the size of counties against any other country to see the true size of the land masses. Some of them are pretty surprising.
Roll your mouse over a dot and it splits into four dots. Repeat again, and again. and again…
So this is a cute little time waster. The more you keep rolling your mouse over the dots, the clearer the picture of a koala and her joey gets. No idea what it’s good for, but it’s kind of soothing in a bubble wrap popping kind of way.
Not sure how, but there seems to be a way to insert your own pic.
So it's been kind of a mixed bag this year. Sadly, my Aunt Pam passed away back in February, then my cat, Alex, died in June. On the plus side, I got Murphy in August, and I finally managed to pay off what was left of my old revolving credit card debt that I've had hanging over me for 40 years.
Born on June 22, 2025, Murphy is about 6 months old as of this post. I picked him up off Craig's List for $10 when he was about 7 weeks old. Since then I've spent about $1300 over 5 vet visits to make sure he got all his shots and yes that includes neutering. Where Alex merely tolerated Gail, Murphy adores her. and the two are regularly seen snuggling up to one another. Those photos aren't staged. These two are really that close.
In spite of everything, I'm still gainfully employed. it's highly doubtful AI is going to take my job anytime soon, so I guess I can be thankful for that. On the other hand I recently found out I have chronic kidney disease, so that's no beuno. I won't find out until January if lifestyle and medication changes are going to be enough to keep it from progressing. Fingers crossed.
On a lighter note, I've started occasionally live-streaming Tarot card readings on Twitch. No, I don't actually believe in magical mumbo-jumbo, but there is an art to the craft. I look at Tarot as basically being psychology with flashcards. There are 78 cards, and each card can have different and multiple meanings depending on its context. When you know what you're doing you can ALWAYS match randomly dealt cards to the context. Form a coherent narrative around the cards and you can actually gain an altered perspective on your situation that may give you more confidence in facing your problems.
So that's about it for 2025. Not gonna lie: While it wasn't all bad, this year sucked pretty hard. I can't make any promises, but I fully intend on putting out more than 2 comics in 2026, and I might even include a few more jokes and rants.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everybody!
Pax,
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What is Flush Twice?
Flush Twice has been around since May of 2003. It started out as a JOTD (Joke of the Day) website. New jokes were published every weekday. Over the years, good jokes were increasingly hard to come by, and eventually they got so rare that I just stopped trying to publish them.
Since 2004 there has also been an eponymous comic. I still occasionally publish a new one on Saturdays. It’s also rare anymore, but sometimes it happens.
Here lately I’ve been posting a “Link of the Day”. For the time being, I will be featuring a new website from my enormous collection of bookmarked websites every weekday. None of it is solicited promotions, and no one is paying me to feature their site. These are just websites that at one time I thought were interesting enough to add to my bookmarks folder.
I highly encourage using some kind of ad blocking extension before clicking on any of these links. You’ll also hear me say this phrase a lot about these posts: “They can’t all be winners.” But it’s better than just leaving the site abandoned.
The jokes were generously provided by friends and visitors such as yourself. I want to express my eternal thanks to everyone over the years who helped contribute to the collection.
So what is it that makes a joke funny?
It all boils down to a sudden shift in perception. The story starts you thinking one way, then the punchline turns that thinking on its ear. The art of the joke is to craft a short story that isn’t overly contrived, then deliver a punchline that suddenly shifts your perception about the story you were being told.
Many of the jokes on this site are offensive, and I make no apologies for it. Offensive jokes work by making the reader uncomfortable through the use of a taboo subject thus enhancing the underlying humor. Without the offensive element, the joke would simply not be as funny.