One morning Mary’s husband got up very early before his wife because he had an early business flight to catch.
Sleepily Mary kissed him good morning.
He said, “Don’t worry. I’ll take care of breakfast.”
Excited, Mary practically jumped for joy and said, “Really? You’re kidding, right? You never help with breakfast. Then again, you’re never awake this early. Oh boy! Do I get breakfast in bed?”
“Sure,” replied he husband. “If you’ll make the toast and pour the coffee, breakfast will be ready.”
“Alright!” she said as she hurried out of bed to put a couple of slices of bread in the toaster. “What are we having for breakfast?”
“Toast and coffee.”