Avenging Whales

Two whales, a male and female, were swimming off the coast of Japan when the male whale looked up and saw the whaling ship that killed his father five years ago.

Excited by the opportunity to avenge his father’s death, the male whale said to the female, “Let’s go underneath the ship and blow air through our blow holes. That ought to knock their boat over, and make them think twice about killing innocent whales.”

The female whale agreed, and the plan worked perfectly.

Once the whaling ship had sunk, the male whale noticed that most of the sailors were making their way back to the shore by either swimming or in lifeboats.

Not willing to let them get away so easily, the male whale yelled, “They’re going to shore. Let’s go gobble them up!”

The female whale became less cooperative and said, “I agreed to the blow job, but there is no way I’m swallowing seamen!”


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