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Pathos in the Plumbing

Attempts to Use Temps (Part 1)
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Sunday’s Rant

Sunday, January 20, 2019
Back on First

So last week I got a call from work. They wanted me back on first shift, and they had already let the last remaining 3rd shift temp go. To be honest, I was relieved. I had had enough, and was eager to return to days.

Don't get me wrong. I actually enjoy working 3rd shift, but this time it was different. It wasn't like it used to be. I couldn't just go in, do my job, and go home. I had to deal with a whole bunch of random chaos every night.

So what's it like now that I'm back on 1st? Well, it's basically still chaos, but at least there are other people I know and trust to help me through it.

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My Rant Archive

2008 (1)

2016 (48)

2017 (52)

2018 (53)

2019 (3)

Pathos in the Plumbing

Attempts to Use Temps (Part 1)

Flush Twice proudly presents:

Sunday’s Rant

Sunday, January 20, 2019

GET THE PLUNGER!

Yes, it’s a usable search function! Try it!