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2008 (18)
- 10/23/2008 - The Jones Brothers
- 10/24/2008 - Shopping for a Bride
- 10/25/2008 - Are You a Girl or a Boy?
- 10/26/2008 - The Tiny Cabin
- 10/27/2008 - Drafting Guys over 60
- 10/28/2008 - Golf and Bees
- 10/29/2008 - Jokes for the Very, VERY Brave Man
- 10/30/2008 - Ball Therapy
- 10/31/2008 - Panty Payoff
- 11/01/2008 - Move over, Murphy!
- 11/08/2008 - Old Bull
- 11/15/2008 - Don’t Mess with Old Men
- 11/22/2008 - Chicken Wire
- 11/29/2008 - Why Men are Happier
- 12/06/2008 - Useful Information (or not)
- 12/13/2008 - Interesting Questions….
- 12/20/2008 - 2nd Place Idiot
- 12/27/2008 - Special Announcement
2009 (50)
- 01/03/2009 - John Hinckley Release
- 01/10/2009 - The Bar Challenge
- 01/17/2009 - Questions and Answers to Healthy Eating
- 01/24/2009 - Dog Peeves
- 01/31/2009 - Things I Learned From My Cat
- 02/07/2009 - A Fishy Dinner
- 02/14/2009 - Catholic Math
- 02/21/2009 - Talented Cuddlefish
- 02/28/2009 - Jokes That Can Be Told In Church
- 03/07/2009 - Predictions
- 03/14/2009 - Putting Your Affairs In Order
- 03/21/2009 - Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
- 03/28/2009 - Missing Something
- 04/04/2009 - Dictionary For Women’s Personal Ads
- 04/11/2009 - The Irish Prostitute
- 04/18/2009 - The Catholic Dog
- 04/25/2009 - The Hospital Stay
- 05/02/2009 - Ivy League
- 05/09/2009 - You May Be A Taliban If…
- 05/16/2009 - And They Can Vote Too?
- 05/23/2009 - Free With Fill Up
- 05/30/2009 - The Older Woman Affair
- 06/06/2009 - The Wrong Diagnosis
- 06/13/2009 - The Butcher Dance
- 06/20/2009 - Lawyer Jokes
- 06/27/2009 - The Pig Farmer
- 07/04/2009 - I’m probably too late to post these…
- 07/11/2009 - Undies
- 07/18/2009 - The Offerings
- 07/25/2009 - Searching For “Crisco”
- 08/01/2009 - Lost Old Man
- 08/08/2009 - Getting Serviced.
- 08/15/2009 - A Backhanded History Lesson
- 08/22/2009 - Jonah’s Whale Tale
- 08/29/2009 - Choking Hazard
- 09/05/2009 - How You Can Tell When It’s Going To Be A Rotten Day
- 09/12/2009 - The Taxidermist
- 09/19/2009 - Aging Romance
- 09/26/2009 - Tree Joke
- 10/03/2009 - Margaret and Bert
- 10/10/2009 - A Letter From Grandma
- 10/17/2009 - The Condom Counter
- 10/24/2009 - We have a winner!
- 10/31/2009 - Ginger Jokes
- 11/07/2009 - Why Men Can Pee Standing Up
- 11/14/2009 - Grab Bag of Quick Q&A’s
- 11/21/2009 - Things you can say only on Thanksgiving or Christmas
- 11/28/2009 - More Ginger Jokes
- 12/05/2009 - Cats Vs. Teenagers
- 12/12/2009 - Senior Moments
2010 (12)
- 01/16/2010 - Ginger Jokes Part III
- 01/30/2010 - Mexican English Vocabulary
- 02/20/2010 - Perfect, Just Like Frank…
- 02/27/2010 - The Old and the Young
- 03/06/2010 - Just tossing it out there…
- 06/26/2010 - Expensive Nuts
- 08/14/2010 - I’ll just order off the fork.
- 09/04/2010 - A Little Pasta Humor
- 09/18/2010 - Gay Joke Parade.
- 11/27/2010 - A modest gathering of offensive jokes
- 12/03/2010 - How to emotionally scar a naked man
2011 (13)
- 07/09/2011 - How Jawbreakers Cure Broken Jaws
- 07/16/2011 - The Coma Patient
- 07/23/2011 - Let’s face it… Some guys don’t really care.
- 07/30/2011 - A Few Random Jokes
- 10/22/2011 - Q & A: The Bad Jokes Found on Popsicle Sticks.
- 10/29/2011 - Seeing Eye Dogs
- 11/19/2011 - Gambling Granny
- 11/26/2011 - The Welfare Office Incident
- 12/03/2011 - Labor Pains
- 12/10/2011 - Getting Out Of The Army
- 12/17/2011 - Boasting Veterans
- 12/24/2011 - Rape Jokes
- 12/31/2011 - It’s New Year’s Eve! Happy 2012!
2012 (7)
- 01/07/2012 - Poo Jokes!
- 01/14/2012 - Cooking up Comedy
- 01/21/2012 - Naked Comedy
- 01/28/2012 - A Dish Served Cold
- 02/04/2012 - Clothes Make The Man
- 02/11/2012 - The Hazards of Doing Laundry
- 02/18/2012 - Losing Things
2013 (17)
- 12/09/2013 - Monday Night Football
- 12/10/2013 - The Rabbi and Priest Joke
- 12/11/2013 - Gun Shop Incident
- 12/12/2013 - A Man in a Bar
- 12/13/2013 - A Little Floristry Humor
- 12/16/2013 - Cruising for a Ticket
- 12/17/2013 - The Three Spies
- 12/18/2013 - The Desert Island
- 12/19/2013 - The Sailor and the Barrel
- 12/20/2013 - Teen Pregnancy
- 12/23/2013 - How the Seven Dwarves Got Their Names
- 12/24/2013 - The Color of the Zebra
- 12/25/2013 - The Christmas Frog
- 12/26/2013 - Devil in the Details
- 12/27/2013 - The Canadian Blonde
- 12/30/2013 - Theoretically Speaking…
- 12/31/2013 - Poor Pussy
2014 (205)
- 01/01/2014 - Happy New Year
- 01/02/2014 - It Could Have Been Worse…
- 01/03/2014 - The Lawyer’s Accident
- 01/06/2014 - Dragging Your Hook in the Sand
- 01/07/2014 - The Tragic Tale of the Shipwreck Survivors
- 01/08/2014 - A Damn Fine Sermon
- 01/09/2014 - Halo Envy
- 01/10/2014 - Two Genies – Three Wishes
- 01/13/2014 - Bullfrog Experiment
- 01/14/2014 - First Day on the Job
- 01/15/2014 - Applying for Insurance
- 01/16/2014 - A Hare Raising Story
- 01/17/2014 - High Tech Golf Ball
- 01/20/2014 - The Accountant’s New Job
- 01/21/2014 - Memory Problems
- 01/22/2014 - How to Get Ahead in Business
- 01/23/2014 - A Special Ring
- 01/24/2014 - How Cigarettes Can Lead to Infidelity
- 01/27/2014 - Defective Stamps
- 01/28/2014 - Making Very Happy People
- 01/29/2014 - Voice Recognition Radio
- 01/30/2014 - The President Visits an Elementary School
- 01/31/2014 - Presidents’ Day
- 02/03/2014 - The Exchange Rate
- 02/04/2014 - Arabian Ailment
- 02/05/2014 - The Plane Is Going Down
- 02/06/2014 - The Redneck’s Prostitute
- 02/07/2014 - Turn Yourself White
- 02/10/2014 - What’s My Lion Anyway?
- 02/11/2014 - Golfing with the Old Man
- 02/12/2014 - Try The Soup
- 02/13/2014 - Jokes in Jail
- 02/14/2014 - Baseball in Heaven
- 02/17/2014 - The Late Night Lecture
- 02/18/2014 - Drinking and Driving (or not)
- 02/19/2014 - The Politician’s Position
- 02/20/2014 - A Shot of Whiskey
- 02/21/2014 - Sneaking Into Bed
- 02/24/2014 - The Flight To Huston
- 02/25/2014 - The Appliance Store
- 02/26/2014 - Suicide Blonde
- 02/27/2014 - The Blonde Painter
- 02/28/2014 - The Mysterious Ailment
- 03/03/2014 - Be Careful What You Wish For…
- 03/04/2014 - The LORD Will Protect Me
- 03/05/2014 - Building a Fence
- 03/06/2014 - Want to Buy a Baseball?
- 03/07/2014 - A Pig Tale
- 03/10/2014 - You Can Never Assume.
- 03/11/2014 - Happily Ever Afterlife
- 03/12/2014 - Getting Out of a Speeding Ticket
- 03/13/2014 - A Magical Cruise
- 03/14/2014 - The Stork Family Chronicles.
- 03/17/2014 - Steak and Blowjob Day
- 03/18/2014 - The Perfect St. Patrick’s Day Hangover
- 03/19/2014 - Jesus Is Watching You
- 03/20/2014 - Horny Background Music
- 03/21/2014 - Adverse Affects of Viagra
- 03/24/2014 - The Costume Party
- 03/25/2014 - Burying a Goldfish
- 03/26/2014 - Last Rights
- 03/27/2014 - Pedos in the Park
- 03/28/2014 - The Prostate Exam
- 03/31/2014 - Doggone Sad
- 04/01/2014 - A Brainy Joke
- 04/02/2014 - The New York Turtle
- 04/03/2014 - The Ironing Incident
- 04/04/2014 - The Chicken Farmer
- 05/01/2014 - Four Nuns
- 05/02/2014 - High Priced Hooker (is a bargain!)
- 05/05/2014 - Woman Buys Cyanide
- 05/06/2014 - The Hunting Incident
- 05/07/2014 - Highly Offensive Pizza Jokes
- 05/08/2014 - The Reckless Driver
- 05/09/2014 - The Elderly Woman’s Husbands
- 05/12/2014 - Ribbit Ribbit
- 05/13/2014 - Three Hookers at the Bar
- 05/14/2014 - The Chess Convention
- 05/15/2014 - The Costco Cart Crash
- 05/16/2014 - Alcohol Kills
- 05/19/2014 - Caught in a Pickle (slicer)
- 05/20/2014 - The Toilet Paper Trick
- 05/21/2014 - Bangkok Cock
- 05/22/2014 - A Dog Walks into a Bar
- 05/23/2014 - A Racist Air Disaster
- 05/26/2014 - The Hillbilly’s Hankering
- 05/27/2014 - The Bear and the Hare
- 05/28/2014 - It’s Twins!
- 05/29/2014 - Crazy Drivers
- 05/30/2014 - More Viagra Humor
- 06/02/2014 - A Lesson in Genetics
- 06/03/2014 - Granny Takes the Stand
- 06/04/2014 - Detective Profiling
- 06/05/2014 - The Little Girl Visits the Zoo
- 06/06/2014 - A Drink with Carmen
- 07/07/2014 - Nope… Not Ready Yet.
- 08/01/2014 - The Freudian Slip
- 08/04/2014 - Sleeping With the Pigs
- 08/05/2014 - The Dog and the Lion
- 08/06/2014 - Hearing Problems
- 08/07/2014 - Leaving Work Early
- 08/08/2014 - Little Johnny’s Lamp
- 08/11/2014 - The Body Builder
- 08/12/2014 - The Young Doctor
- 08/13/2014 - Jesus is in the Bathroom
- 08/14/2014 - Group Therapy
- 08/15/2014 - Kindergarten at the Jail
- 08/18/2014 - Las Vegas Tithing
- 08/19/2014 - Oral Hygene
- 08/20/2014 - Excavating in Israel
- 08/21/2014 - A Flight with the Pope
- 08/22/2014 - Killer Dog
- 08/25/2014 - How Jesus Takes Us to Heaven
- 08/26/2014 - A Boob Hanging Out
- 08/27/2014 - A Nice Hot Breakfast
- 08/28/2014 - Peter Peter Pumpkin Porker
- 08/29/2014 - Bubba’s Advice for the Coach
- 09/01/2014 - Screw or Swim
- 09/02/2014 - Lady at the Bar
- 09/03/2014 - Wives and Strip Clubs Don’t Mix
- 09/04/2014 - Another Magic Lamp Joke
- 09/05/2014 - Flying a Kite
- 09/08/2014 - I Fucked Your Mom
- 09/09/2014 - The Crotchless Panties
- 09/10/2014 - Aging Memories
- 09/11/2014 - The Art of Packing
- 09/12/2014 - Birthing in the Back Hills
- 09/15/2014 - Penis Tanning
- 09/16/2014 - Helping a Choking Victim
- 09/17/2014 - Naughty Uncle Ted
- 09/18/2014 - Bragging About Their Boys
- 09/19/2014 - Rodeo Sex
- 09/22/2014 - A Blonde Traffic Stop
- 09/23/2014 - I Think I’ll Have a Bloody Mary
- 09/24/2014 - Patrick Wants a Bike
- 09/25/2014 - Riddle Me This
- 09/26/2014 - Another Viagra Joke
- 09/29/2014 - The Train to Siberia
- 09/30/2014 - A Trip to the Urologist
- 10/01/2014 - Inseminating the Pigs
- 10/02/2014 - Psychic Frog Hotline
- 10/03/2014 - The Stimulated Size
- 10/06/2014 - A Wife’s Letter to Tide
- 10/07/2014 - Can I Get a Glass of Water?
- 10/08/2014 - Pregnancy Proverbs
- 10/09/2014 - New Math
- 10/10/2014 - The Blonde’s Thermos
- 10/13/2014 - Time to Start Cussing
- 10/14/2014 - The Death Notice
- 10/15/2014 - The Dying Irishman
- 10/16/2014 - Worthy of Heaven
- 10/17/2014 - Worst. Pickup. Lines. Ever.
- 10/20/2014 - Impressing the Boss
- 10/21/2014 - Where Babies and Other Things Come From
- 10/22/2014 - The Bedside Photo
- 10/23/2014 - Gardening Sign Language
- 10/24/2014 - The Ocean Pearl
- 10/27/2014 - Football Farts
- 10/28/2014 - “Nun-sense”
- 10/29/2014 - Forgiving Your Enemies (or not)
- 10/30/2014 - The Hillbilly’s Picture
- 10/31/2014 - What Religion is Your Bra?
- 11/03/2014 - The Red Spot
- 11/04/2014 - He Said… She Said
- 11/05/2014 - The Farmer’s Tractor
- 11/06/2014 - Did You Know…
- 11/07/2014 - Help Wanted
- 11/10/2014 - Stupid Lawyer Questions
- 11/11/2014 - Things You Would Never Hear A Redneck Say:
- 11/12/2014 - Soap and Water
- 11/13/2014 - Christmas Presents
- 11/14/2014 - The Confession
- 11/17/2014 - Faith and a Ham Sandwich
- 11/18/2014 - The Vices of Daughters
- 11/19/2014 - The Single Shopper
- 11/20/2014 - The Polish Shopper
- 11/21/2014 - Potty Times
- 11/24/2014 - The Jittery Jitney
- 11/25/2014 - Alleviating Ailments
- 11/26/2014 - Communicable Conversation
- 11/27/2014 - Thanksgiving Prayer
- 11/28/2014 - Final Requests
- 12/01/2014 - Tending the Pearly Gates
- 12/02/2014 - The Rabbi’s Catholicon
- 12/03/2014 - Family Resemblance
- 12/04/2014 - Just a Spoonful of Sugar
- 12/05/2014 - Crazy People
- 12/08/2014 - How to Check a Cat for Deadness
- 12/09/2014 - An Opening at the CIA
- 12/10/2014 - The Biker’s Court Appearance
- 12/11/2014 - Blonde Birdseed
- 12/12/2014 - How to Handle a Fart in the Elevator
- 12/15/2014 - How to Get to Heaven
- 12/16/2014 - The Lawyer’s Last Judgement
- 12/17/2014 - Six Double Vodkas
- 12/18/2014 - A Minor Birth Defect
- 12/19/2014 - Health Tips
- 12/22/2014 - Twelve Year Old Scotch
- 12/23/2014 - Where Those Gray Hairs Come From
- 12/24/2014 - What Do You Do on Christmas Eve?
- 12/25/2014 - Merry Christmas 2014
- 12/26/2014 - Sex at School
- 12/29/2014 - The Cause of Arthritis
- 12/30/2014 - The Coincidence
- 12/31/2014 - The Prostitute’s Tax Return
2015 (261)
- 01/01/2015 - I’m Old…
- 01/02/2015 - Philosophy at the Bar
- 01/05/2015 - The Fondling
- 01/06/2015 - The Gates of Heaven
- 01/07/2015 - Midget Sex
- 01/08/2015 - BS on a Cruise
- 01/09/2015 - Snappy Insults
- 01/12/2015 - Flight to Detroit
- 01/13/2015 - Mrs. Donovan and Father Flaherty
- 01/14/2015 - Chuck Buys a Horse
- 01/15/2015 - The Pope and Col. Sanders
- 01/16/2015 - The Eight Year Old’s First Words.
- 01/19/2015 - The Medication
- 01/20/2015 - The Photo
- 01/21/2015 - Little Frozen Baby Skunk
- 01/22/2015 - Three Old Geezers
- 01/23/2015 - Out Drinking
- 01/26/2015 - They All Die and Go to Hell
- 01/27/2015 - Suspicious Spouse
- 01/28/2015 - Sunday’s Paper
- 01/29/2015 - The Customs of Customs
- 01/30/2015 - The Key
- 02/02/2015 - Meals for Deals
- 02/03/2015 - The Rowdy Party
- 02/04/2015 - Finding an Australian Virgin
- 02/05/2015 - The Smell of Wood
- 02/06/2015 - Another Drinking Wager Joke
- 02/09/2015 - Rye Bread
- 02/10/2015 - While Danny’s at the Grocery
- 02/11/2015 - The Substitute Teacher
- 02/12/2015 - Natural Breast Enlargement
- 02/13/2015 - Of Apes and Men
- 02/16/2015 - State-of-the Art Watch
- 02/17/2015 - Why Don’t You Turn Her Over?
- 02/18/2015 - The Text Message
- 02/19/2015 - The Psychiatric Sex Therapist
- 02/20/2015 - The Anniversary Dinner
- 02/23/2015 - Vacation Plans
- 02/24/2015 - A Good Date
- 02/25/2015 - Small Town Priest
- 02/26/2015 - Misogynistic Mayhem
- 02/27/2015 - The Cost of Pleasure
- 03/02/2015 - The Trucker’s Pit Stop
- 03/03/2015 - Jumping a Jumper
- 03/04/2015 - Doll Choices
- 03/05/2015 - The Used Car Lot
- 03/06/2015 - While Pulling over the Priests
- 03/09/2015 - Nothing to Sneeze at
- 03/10/2015 - A Personal Question
- 03/11/2015 - A Small Problem
- 03/12/2015 - Erection Problems
- 03/13/2015 - The Hillbilly’s Wedding Night
- 03/16/2015 - Condom Count
- 03/17/2015 - The Lonely Business Traveler
- 03/18/2015 - At the Pharmacy
- 03/19/2015 - The Unkempt Nurse
- 03/20/2015 - A Priest and a Rabbi
- 03/23/2015 - The Difference
- 03/24/2015 - The Dead Man’s Suit
- 03/25/2015 - Circumcision Conversation
- 03/26/2015 - The Slice
- 03/27/2015 - The Post-Op Roses
- 03/30/2015 - Childhood Diseases
- 03/31/2015 - What’s His Name?
- 04/01/2015 - The Empty Account
- 04/02/2015 - The Hooker’s First Trick
- 04/03/2015 - When You Grow Up
- 04/06/2015 - What a Surprise
- 04/07/2015 - Caught Her Cheating with His Best Friend
- 04/08/2015 - The Ambidextrous Golfer
- 04/09/2015 - The Invoice
- 04/10/2015 - Sports Conversations
- 04/13/2015 - My Favorite Punny Story
- 04/14/2015 - Avoiding a Box
- 04/15/2015 - The Cursing Clone
- 04/16/2015 - Amphibious Banking
- 04/17/2015 - The Dandy Dolphins
- 04/20/2015 - May-December Marriage
- 04/21/2015 - House of Divorce
- 04/22/2015 - What Would Tiger Do?
- 04/23/2015 - The Late Night Bone
- 04/24/2015 - A Bottle of Merlot
- 04/27/2015 - A Feline Funeral
- 04/28/2015 - Potential and Realistic
- 04/29/2015 - The Severance Pay
- 04/30/2015 - Jewish Divorce Proceedings
- 05/01/2015 - The Mom and the Taxi Driver
- 05/04/2015 - The Ass Poll
- 05/05/2015 - The 45 Year Old Virgin
- 05/06/2015 - In the Louvre
- 05/07/2015 - The Discharge
- 05/08/2015 - The Gift of Gonorrhea
- 05/11/2015 - Torments in Hell
- 05/12/2015 - The Carjacking
- 05/13/2015 - Mad Cow Interview
- 05/14/2015 - The Betrothed in the Brothel
- 05/15/2015 - On Route to a Convention
- 05/18/2015 - The Shrink Ray
- 05/19/2015 - Senior Sex
- 05/20/2015 - Curse Removal
- 05/21/2015 - Insurance Slogans
- 05/22/2015 - A Date at the Carnival
- 05/25/2015 - Rumors of Infidelity
- 05/26/2015 - Questionable Kinship
- 05/27/2015 - The Clandestined Back Road
- 05/28/2015 - The Traveler’s Confession
- 05/29/2015 - Hunting for a Taxidermist
- 06/01/2015 - Ralph’s Rare Condition
- 06/02/2015 - The Widow’s Weakness
- 06/03/2015 - Adolescent Growth Rates
- 06/04/2015 - The Engineer’s Frog
- 06/05/2015 - Welcome to Hell
- 06/08/2015 - Rumor Has It
- 06/09/2015 - The Earring
- 06/10/2015 - The Divorced Frontiersmen
- 06/11/2015 - A Real Cowboy
- 06/12/2015 - An Alarming Ailment
- 06/15/2015 - The Latest Automotive Features
- 06/16/2015 - Parishioners and Porn
- 06/17/2015 - Postmortem Preferences
- 06/18/2015 - Too Much Sex
- 06/19/2015 - Little Mary and Grandma
- 06/22/2015 - Dogs in Heat
- 06/23/2015 - Getting Social Security
- 06/24/2015 - Losing One’s Virginity
- 06/25/2015 - Constipation
- 06/26/2015 - Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older
- 06/29/2015 - Two Morticians
- 06/30/2015 - Conversion Therapy
- 07/01/2015 - Potency Problems
- 07/02/2015 - Canoness Cucumbers
- 07/03/2015 - A Lesson in Politics
- 07/06/2015 - The Parents’ Divorce
- 07/07/2015 - The Frozen Sparrow
- 07/08/2015 - The Difference Between Pussy and Cunt
- 07/09/2015 - The Dumbest Kid in the World
- 07/10/2015 - A Man Wins the Lottery
- 07/13/2015 - Golf Hazard
- 07/14/2015 - Weekend Pass
- 07/15/2015 - Sign of Appreciation
- 07/16/2015 - The Vibrator
- 07/17/2015 - Straight Talking Grandpa
- 07/20/2015 - Parrot on a Plane
- 07/21/2015 - The Blonde’s Suicide
- 07/22/2015 - Whiskey and Worms
- 07/23/2015 - The Afghan Quarterback
- 07/24/2015 - Bad News Terrible News
- 07/27/2015 - Relationship Honesty
- 07/28/2015 - The Penguin and the Polar Bear
- 07/29/2015 - The Newlywed Bride
- 07/30/2015 - Money out the Ass
- 07/31/2015 - The 50th Wedding Anniversary
- 08/03/2015 - Keeping Your Man Happy
- 08/04/2015 - Good Luck Charms
- 08/05/2015 - The Confession
- 08/06/2015 - The Regrettable Roses
- 08/07/2015 - Ulterior Motives
- 08/10/2015 - The Definition of Gay
- 08/11/2015 - Crossed the Line
- 08/12/2015 - Sip the Vodka, Don’t Gulp
- 08/13/2015 - The Stutter
- 08/14/2015 - Caesar
- 08/17/2015 - The Lady on the Golf Course
- 08/18/2015 - In a Relatively Small Village
- 08/19/2015 - A Modestly Indecent Proposal
- 08/20/2015 - Highway Hazards
- 08/21/2015 - You Wanna Hear a Blonde Joke?
- 08/24/2015 - The Protective Farmer
- 08/25/2015 - The Ranch Hand
- 08/26/2015 - The Truth Will Get You Off
- 08/27/2015 - Southern Farming Practices
- 08/28/2015 - The Final Word on Nutrition
- 08/31/2015 - Why are You Here?
- 09/01/2015 - My Wife is a Liar
- 09/02/2015 - The Mistaken Identity
- 09/03/2015 - Eve’s Side of the Story
- 09/04/2015 - What is Your Name?
- 09/07/2015 - The Ventriloquist
- 09/08/2015 - Wanting a Sister
- 09/09/2015 - The Secretary’s Sex Score
- 09/10/2015 - She was only…
- 09/11/2015 - A Date with a Hornist
- 09/14/2015 - Mole Removal
- 09/15/2015 - The Taxi Driver’s Take
- 09/16/2015 - Dashboard Monkey
- 09/17/2015 - Sex Drive Medication
- 09/18/2015 - Five Unshakable Facts
- 09/21/2015 - Dairy Farming and Physics
- 09/22/2015 - The Nutty Preacher
- 09/23/2015 - Coming Out
- 09/24/2015 - Visiting the Farm
- 09/25/2015 - A New Tattoo
- 09/28/2015 - Disappointing Car Sales
- 09/29/2015 - The Wish
- 09/30/2015 - Another Affair
- 10/01/2015 - Moving to the Country
- 10/02/2015 - A Dark Secret
- 10/05/2015 - The Affair Idea
- 10/06/2015 - Deer Crossing
- 10/07/2015 - The Blind Pilots
- 10/08/2015 - The Classroom Daydreamer
- 10/09/2015 - The Poisoned Parishioner
- 10/12/2015 - Memory Class
- 10/13/2015 - Red Riding Hood’s Adventure
- 10/14/2015 - The Swim Meet
- 10/15/2015 - An Unplanned Pregnancy
- 10/16/2015 - Sexual Cues
- 10/19/2015 - A Newlywed Nightmare
- 10/20/2015 - Swinging in the Woods
- 10/21/2015 - Olympic Condoms
- 10/22/2015 - Two New Tattoos
- 10/23/2015 - The Horrifying Home Invasion
- 10/26/2015 - Sex with the Stud
- 10/27/2015 - How’s Your Wife in Bed?
- 10/28/2015 - Tennis Elbow
- 10/29/2015 - Contemplating Divorce
- 10/30/2015 - A Prophetic Prescription
- 11/02/2015 - Supermarket Situation
- 11/03/2015 - Lamenting Lamaze
- 11/04/2015 - Redneck Ice Fishing
- 11/05/2015 - The Silk Scarf
- 11/06/2015 - The First Man
- 11/09/2015 - The Wife and the Mistress
- 11/10/2015 - Hillary’s Jog
- 11/11/2015 - The Funeral Folly
- 11/12/2015 - The Sunday Drive
- 11/13/2015 - Sucking Up to the Boss
- 11/16/2015 - A Leper at the World Series
- 11/17/2015 - Drunk Ice Fishing
- 11/18/2015 - First Proctology Exam
- 11/19/2015 - Mental Health Telephone Help Line
- 11/20/2015 - Ineffective Daily Affirmations
- 11/23/2015 - Forgetfulness
- 11/24/2015 - Party Advice
- 11/25/2015 - At the Pharmacy
- 11/26/2015 - Black November
- 11/27/2015 - Blonde State Capitals
- 11/30/2015 - Forgive Your Enemies
- 12/01/2015 - The Plan
- 12/02/2015 - The Phomnneail Pweor of the Hmuan Mnid
- 12/03/2015 - The Schoolmaster’s Letter
- 12/04/2015 - Getting to Know You
- 12/07/2015 - Will I Live to See 80?
- 12/08/2015 - Breakfast in Bed
- 12/09/2015 - Teenage Smoking
- 12/10/2015 - Pirate Pick-up Lines
- 12/11/2015 - Farm Punishments
- 12/14/2015 - Avenging Whales
- 12/15/2015 - Raisin Bread
- 12/16/2015 - The Chinese Seductress
- 12/17/2015 - The Elderly Courtship
- 12/18/2015 - Penis Names
- 12/21/2015 - Blonde Golf Lesson
- 12/22/2015 - The “Exciting” Homework
- 12/23/2015 - The Deer Hunter
- 12/24/2015 - The (Naughty) Night Before Christmas
- 12/25/2015 - The Southern Nativity
- 12/28/2015 - Giving Back to the Community
- 12/29/2015 - What’s the Difference
- 12/30/2015 - Big Tits vs Little Tits
- 12/31/2015 - Sex Ed
2016 (233)
- 01/01/2016 - The Dead Cow
- 01/04/2016 - Misandry 1.0
- 01/05/2016 - The Annotated Thermometer
- 01/06/2016 - Breast Enlargement Exercises
- 01/07/2016 - Getting a Cop When You Need One
- 01/08/2016 - Tummy Flattening
- 01/11/2016 - Incredible Bar Prices
- 01/12/2016 - Farting in Church
- 01/13/2016 - The Remote Alaskan Priest
- 01/14/2016 - Bathroom Quickie
- 01/15/2016 - Doggy Style Discomfort
- 01/18/2016 - Fertility Frustrations
- 01/19/2016 - Priest in a Panic
- 01/20/2016 - Advertising Prostitutes
- 01/21/2016 - Sapphic Seductress
- 01/22/2016 - After the Race
- 01/25/2016 - Flying Foreskin
- 01/26/2016 - The Snooker Honeymoon
- 01/27/2016 - The Strange Visitor
- 01/28/2016 - The Severe Sunburn
- 01/29/2016 - The Wine Taster
- 02/01/2016 - The Nixing Vixens
- 02/02/2016 - Pet Names for Husbands
- 02/03/2016 - Running into an Old Ex
- 02/04/2016 - Antique Stagecoach
- 02/05/2016 - The Blonde’s Highway Breakdown
- 02/08/2016 - A Drunk in the Bathroom
- 02/09/2016 - The Cab Fare
- 02/10/2016 - The Quiet Type from the Nightclub
- 02/11/2016 - Smoldering Flames
- 02/12/2016 - The Sales Job Opening
- 02/15/2016 - The Palestinian Immigrant
- 02/16/2016 - The Return to the Bar
- 02/17/2016 - The Mother’s Lecture on Sex
- 02/18/2016 - Why Chocolate is Better than Sex
- 02/19/2016 - The Witch’s Curse
- 02/22/2016 - New Couple in the Oldest Profession
- 02/23/2016 - The Philanderer’s Conquests
- 02/24/2016 - The Art of Professions
- 02/25/2016 - The New Secretary
- 02/26/2016 - Race Riot
- 02/29/2016 - Quick Thinking Clerk
- 03/01/2016 - The Blind Man
- 03/02/2016 - The Heaven Sent Family
- 03/03/2016 - The Difference
- 03/04/2016 - The Bag Lady
- 03/07/2016 - Royal Corgi Caretaker
- 03/08/2016 - Magic Mirror
- 03/09/2016 - The Out of the Way Bar
- 03/10/2016 - What’s a Blowjob?
- 03/11/2016 - Sensing Sixty-Nine
- 03/14/2016 - Meeting a Jewish Mother
- 03/15/2016 - Shopping for a Dildo
- 03/16/2016 - Muscular Manipulation
- 03/17/2016 - Where Babies Come From
- 03/18/2016 - Am I the First?
- 03/21/2016 - Dog Story
- 03/22/2016 - Taking a Back Seat at Lovers’ Lane
- 03/23/2016 - Nurse Margaret
- 03/24/2016 - Medical Education
- 03/25/2016 - Of Knots and Lashings
- 03/28/2016 - The Honeymoon
- 03/29/2016 - Nervous Dental Appointment
- 03/30/2016 - A New Position
- 03/31/2016 - The First and Last Day On The Job
- 04/01/2016 - A Warm Bucket of Shit
- 04/04/2016 - The Rancher’s Wife
- 04/05/2016 - Knee Problems
- 04/06/2016 - Dolly and Di
- 04/07/2016 - The Hunting Dog
- 04/08/2016 - Green Circles
- 04/11/2016 - The First Prostate Exam
- 04/12/2016 - Cluck Twice
- 04/13/2016 - Open Mic
- 04/14/2016 - God and Arthur Davidson
- 04/15/2016 - The New BMW
- 04/18/2016 - Ordering a Manhattan with Aplomb
- 04/19/2016 - Cooking for Cowboys
- 04/20/2016 - A Word with the Secretary
- 04/21/2016 - The Redhead’s Divorce
- 04/22/2016 - The Nun in the Pub
- 04/25/2016 - The Compliment
- 04/26/2016 - Vasectomy Violation
- 04/27/2016 - The Deserter
- 04/28/2016 - Downsizing
- 04/29/2016 - A Terrible Night
- 05/02/2016 - Big Texas Boots
- 05/03/2016 - The Biggest Liar
- 05/04/2016 - Clever Boyfriend
- 05/05/2016 - The Trial
- 05/06/2016 - Breastfeeding
- 05/09/2016 - Fornication
- 05/10/2016 - Elevator
- 05/11/2016 - Firehouse System
- 05/12/2016 - Keeping Victoria’s Secret
- 05/13/2016 - The Aussie in New Zealand
- 05/16/2016 - Showing Devotion
- 05/17/2016 - Peculiar Postage
- 05/18/2016 - Incentive
- 05/19/2016 - Treating the Trots
- 05/20/2016 - Things to Ponder
- 05/21/2016 - Tractor Sales
- 05/22/2016 - Confession
- 05/23/2016 - Our Problem
- 05/24/2016 - Playing Golf
- 05/25/2016 - 10 Ways You Know You’ve had Good Sex
- 05/26/2016 - Hey Kid! Where are You Going?
- 05/27/2016 - Shaving His Beard
- 05/28/2016 - Race Horse
- 05/29/2016 - A Sunday Sermon
- 05/30/2016 - Scotsman’s First Baseball Game
- 05/31/2016 - Saving it for Marriage
- 06/01/2016 - Before and After
- 06/02/2016 - Japanese Sex
- 06/03/2016 - The Second Honeymoon
- 06/04/2016 - Happy Bouncing
- 06/05/2016 - The General’s Valet
- 06/06/2016 - Panty Parrot
- 06/07/2016 - Learning Manners
- 06/08/2016 - Bedtime Argument
- 06/09/2016 - Masters of Memory
- 06/10/2016 - Rough Roulette
- 06/11/2016 - Unfortunate Free Fall
- 06/12/2016 - Summer of ’57
- 06/13/2016 - Taking his E.D. Medication
- 06/14/2016 - The Two Babies
- 06/15/2016 - A Drunk at a Diner
- 06/16/2016 - Blind Date Fetish
- 06/17/2016 - Lucky Hole-in-One
- 06/18/2016 - I Like Your Thinking
- 06/19/2016 - Nine Holes After Work
- 06/20/2016 - Discussing their Love Lives
- 06/21/2016 - Only the White Man
- 06/22/2016 - Handy Hairspray
- 06/23/2016 - The Signs of an Affair
- 06/24/2016 - Trying Their Best to Save It
- 06/25/2016 - Fill’er Up!
- 06/26/2016 - Dandruff
- 06/27/2016 - Sex Research
- 06/28/2016 - Speech Impediment
- 06/29/2016 - The Jewish Confession
- 06/30/2016 - Special Talent
- 07/01/2016 - Cost Effective
- 07/04/2016 - The Perils of being a Nudest
- 07/05/2016 - The Fucking Badge
- 07/06/2016 - Patently Silly
- 07/07/2016 - Breast Psychic
- 07/08/2016 - Who’s the Greatest?
- 07/11/2016 - Wrong E-mail Address
- 07/12/2016 - Meeting the Pope
- 07/13/2016 - Fright Flight
- 07/14/2016 - Camilla’s New Shoes
- 07/15/2016 - Heart Transplant
- 07/18/2016 - The Bacon Tree
- 07/19/2016 - Granny at the Wheel
- 07/20/2016 - Solidarity Sluts
- 07/21/2016 - Bar Fire
- 07/22/2016 - It’s Just a Saying
- 09/19/2016 - In-law Problem
- 09/20/2016 - Grandma’s Oral Pleasure
- 09/21/2016 - Inappropriate Patient Contact
- 09/22/2016 - The Putz Putzing Priest
- 09/23/2016 - Dent Repair
- 09/26/2016 - The Screams of Heaven
- 09/27/2016 - Got a Prescription?
- 09/28/2016 - The Swiss Deposit
- 09/29/2016 - The Grieving Blonde
- 09/30/2016 - The Atheist’s Afterlife
- 10/03/2016 - We Serve Anybody
- 10/04/2016 - Professional Opinions
- 10/05/2016 - Heavenly Occupations
- 10/06/2016 - Probably Dead
- 10/07/2016 - Limits
- 10/10/2016 - Emergency on the Green
- 10/11/2016 - Cojones
- 10/12/2016 - The Hack Golfer
- 10/13/2016 - Brilliant Brothel
- 10/14/2016 - Governmental Study
- 10/17/2016 - Brag Queen
- 10/18/2016 - The Matchmaker’s Pitch
- 10/19/2016 - The Temptress of the Tired
- 10/20/2016 - Sunday School Silliness
- 10/21/2016 - Annual Checkup
- 10/24/2016 - Window Washer
- 10/25/2016 - One Hell of a Party
- 10/26/2016 - Ringing Rhythm
- 10/27/2016 - Prophylactic Packing
- 10/28/2016 - Cosmetic Conversation
- 10/31/2016 - A Truly Scary Halloween
- 11/01/2016 - What Will They Say About You?
- 11/02/2016 - The Boss’s Wife
- 11/03/2016 - Are Your Ears Burning?
- 11/04/2016 - Baptismal Preparations
- 11/07/2016 - Dummy Vs. Dummy
- 11/08/2016 - The Teacher’s Birthday
- 11/09/2016 - Grandma’s Technique
- 11/10/2016 - Explaining the Birds and Bees
- 11/11/2016 - Funeral Follies
- 11/14/2016 - Boobs and Willies
- 11/15/2016 - The Gay Couple’s Baby
- 11/16/2016 - The Wrong Side of the Bed
- 11/17/2016 - Animal Identification
- 11/18/2016 - Downside to Aging
- 11/21/2016 - Brown Vs Brown
- 11/22/2016 - A Date with an Intellectual
- 11/23/2016 - Low Bridge
- 11/24/2016 - Turkey Thumb Through
- 11/25/2016 - The Prostitute’s Proposition
- 11/28/2016 - Car Counseling Cow
- 11/29/2016 - The Widow’s Wooing
- 11/30/2016 - The Marriage Broker
- 12/01/2016 - What Do You Look for in a Woman?
- 12/02/2016 - Anal Advice
- 12/05/2016 - How’s Norma?
- 12/06/2016 - The Robot Secretary
- 12/07/2016 - The Triplets’ Tale
- 12/09/2016 - Hair Doesn’t Grow on a Busy Street
- 12/12/2016 - Help Wanted
- 12/13/2016 - The Broken Leg
- 12/14/2016 - Rabbits and Foxes
- 12/15/2016 - Hot Dog
- 12/16/2016 - Cowboys and Indian
- 12/19/2016 - Where Do Babies Come From?
- 12/20/2016 - Ethnographic Encounter
- 12/21/2016 - Make Mine an Extra Large
- 12/22/2016 - S & M
- 12/23/2016 - Punchy Prescription
- 12/26/2016 - Miss Beatrice, the Church Organist
- 12/27/2016 - The Toast
- 12/28/2016 - A New Watch
- 12/29/2016 - What We’ve Learned from the Movies
- 12/30/2016 - Toothbrush Sales
2017 (261)
- 01/02/2017 - Anniversary Present
- 01/03/2017 - A Night at the Theater
- 01/04/2017 - Conferring with Criminals
- 01/05/2017 - Magic Mirror 2
- 01/06/2017 - Lazy Job
- 01/09/2017 - The Mother-in-law’s Test
- 01/10/2017 - The Farmer’s Divorce
- 01/11/2017 - Jody Call
- 01/12/2017 - The Anniversary
- 01/13/2017 - The Calls
- 01/16/2017 - The Mural
- 01/17/2017 - The Drive
- 01/18/2017 - Doggone Dogs
- 01/19/2017 - Plastic Surgery
- 01/20/2017 - The Brass Rat
- 01/23/2017 - Blonde Resolution
- 01/24/2017 - The Transylvanian Vacation
- 01/25/2017 - The Perfect Woman
- 01/26/2017 - Coincidences
- 01/27/2017 - Not Pregnant
- 01/30/2017 - The Weary Soldier
- 01/31/2017 - Bawdy Broad’s Bar Bet
- 02/01/2017 - Stopped for Swerving
- 02/02/2017 - Sea Signals
- 02/03/2017 - The Cafe Kerfuffle
- 02/06/2017 - The Doctor’s News
- 02/07/2017 - The Mexican Invasion
- 02/08/2017 - The 4 O’clock Alarm
- 02/09/2017 - The Tale of Two Woodpeckers
- 02/10/2017 - Ashes
- 02/13/2017 - Almost an Affair
- 02/14/2017 - The Secret to a Long and Happy Life
- 02/15/2017 - The Tow Horse
- 02/16/2017 - Couples Calamity
- 02/17/2017 - Little Johnny’s Health Advice
- 02/20/2017 - Finding the Perfect Bride
- 02/21/2017 - A Positive Attitude
- 02/22/2017 - Concupiscent Clogs
- 02/23/2017 - What Marriage Teaches Us
- 02/24/2017 - Mighty Russian Nimrods
- 02/27/2017 - Frank’s New Hunting Rifle
- 02/28/2017 - Dog Marks
- 03/01/2017 - The Armani shoes
- 03/02/2017 - Teen Sex in Modern Times
- 03/03/2017 - In a Bar in Arkansas
- 03/06/2017 - Lie Detecting Robot
- 03/07/2017 - Fresh Fellow’s Fetish
- 03/08/2017 - Close Encounter at the Gas Station
- 03/09/2017 - Field Trip to the Farm
- 03/10/2017 - Pinocchio and Gepetto
- 03/13/2017 - Siamese Sex
- 03/14/2017 - Bad News is Good News
- 03/15/2017 - The Napoleonic Nutjob
- 03/16/2017 - The Witch’s Spell
- 03/17/2017 - Irish Mothers
- 03/20/2017 - Cloistered Carrots
- 03/21/2017 - Arabian Aspirations
- 03/22/2017 - African Ailment
- 03/23/2017 - Sawmill Silliness
- 03/24/2017 - Dazzling Doctor
- 03/27/2017 - Principal’s Concern
- 03/28/2017 - Layers of Abstraction
- 03/29/2017 - Gardening Tips
- 03/30/2017 - The Midget Wife
- 03/31/2017 - The Quiet Romantic Dinner
- 04/03/2017 - Golf Balls
- 04/04/2017 - The Symptoms
- 04/05/2017 - Be Gentle
- 04/06/2017 - The Fancy First Date
- 04/07/2017 - To Marry the Farmer’s Daughter
- 04/10/2017 - The Rabbi’s Widow
- 04/11/2017 - Big Bad Bart
- 04/12/2017 - Two Boys at a Brothel
- 04/13/2017 - Table Dancing
- 04/14/2017 - Good Friday
- 04/17/2017 - Post Easter Talk
- 04/18/2017 - Let’s Review
- 04/19/2017 - Together at Last
- 04/20/2017 - The Explaination
- 04/21/2017 - Advice at the Bar
- 04/24/2017 - The Farmer’s Filly
- 04/25/2017 - The Celibate Prostitute
- 04/26/2017 - The Suspicious Spouse
- 04/27/2017 - Parental Occupations
- 04/28/2017 - The Hot New Guy
- 05/01/2017 - Amazonian Genitalia
- 05/02/2017 - Grabbing at Breakfast
- 05/03/2017 - Side Effects
- 05/04/2017 - Field Fappers
- 05/05/2017 - The King’s Beautiful Daughter
- 05/08/2017 - Corrupting Confession
- 05/09/2017 - Intimidating the Intruder
- 05/10/2017 - From Coronary to Coitus
- 05/11/2017 - The Winking Problem
- 05/12/2017 - Starlet’s Strategy
- 05/15/2017 - The ER
- 05/16/2017 - Navy Blue Silk Pajamas
- 05/17/2017 - The Kidnapping
- 05/18/2017 - Lunch Time Horsey Ride
- 05/19/2017 - The Secret of Longevity
- 05/22/2017 - Sinning in the Cinema
- 05/23/2017 - After the Surgery
- 05/24/2017 - Onestone
- 05/25/2017 - The Lonely Lady
- 05/26/2017 - The Hunter in the ER
- 05/29/2017 - Epileptic Goldfish
- 05/30/2017 - The Sexual Adviser
- 05/31/2017 - The Priests’ Vacation
- 06/01/2017 - Singular and Plural
- 06/02/2017 - Home Early
- 06/05/2017 - Two Bodies in the Bed
- 06/06/2017 - A Trip to the Farm
- 06/07/2017 - You Used To
- 06/08/2017 - Beer Lotto
- 06/09/2017 - Rose Buds
- 06/12/2017 - Nuisance Child
- 06/13/2017 - Caught Cheating
- 06/14/2017 - Shore Leave
- 06/15/2017 - The New Housekeeper
- 06/16/2017 - Mildred’s Heart Condition
- 06/19/2017 - Getting a Sample
- 06/20/2017 - The Sunday School Teacher
- 06/21/2017 - Endearing Terms
- 06/22/2017 - Bass Note Bracelet
- 06/23/2017 - Aging Romance
- 06/26/2017 - An Incident at Area 51
- 06/27/2017 - Hair Removal
- 06/28/2017 - Drinking in the Doghouse
- 06/29/2017 - The Unusual Request
- 06/30/2017 - The Priest’s Ass
- 07/03/2017 - Murder Charges
- 07/04/2017 - Naming the States
- 07/05/2017 - Retirement for a Rabbi
- 07/06/2017 - Did You See That?
- 07/07/2017 - Chicken Crazy
- 07/10/2017 - Horny Husband
- 07/11/2017 - Back Seat Fantasy
- 07/12/2017 - Sweater Knitting
- 07/13/2017 - Yard Work
- 07/14/2017 - $500 Hand Job
- 07/17/2017 - Difficult Dentistry
- 07/18/2017 - The Mailman’s Last Day
- 07/19/2017 - Buying His Wife a Bra
- 07/20/2017 - The Fishing Guide
- 07/21/2017 - Baseball Trivia
- 07/24/2017 - A Prescription for Viagra
- 07/25/2017 - A Matter of Life and Death
- 07/26/2017 - Board of Director’s Meeting
- 07/27/2017 - Quasi Fideli
- 07/28/2017 - The Prince’s Fairy Tale
- 07/31/2017 - Fascinate
- 08/01/2017 - The Priest’s Retirement
- 08/02/2017 - Her First Time
- 08/03/2017 - Top Ten Nursing Home Games
- 08/04/2017 - Get Out!
- 08/07/2017 - Cheat Day
- 08/08/2017 - Basic Math
- 08/09/2017 - The Dumbest Duputy
- 08/10/2017 - Do You Have a Vagina?
- 08/11/2017 - Shivering Sheets
- 08/14/2017 - On the Beach
- 08/15/2017 - The Unfaithful Wife
- 08/16/2017 - The Drunken Barfly
- 08/17/2017 - Mattress Sales
- 08/18/2017 - Grilling up Trouble
- 08/21/2017 - Breaking it off
- 08/22/2017 - Can I Buy You a Drink?
- 08/23/2017 - Late Again
- 08/24/2017 - A Life to be Envied
- 08/25/2017 - A Thorough Exam
- 08/28/2017 - A Forbidden Love
- 08/29/2017 - Uncomfortable Question
- 08/30/2017 - Aready Dizzy
- 08/31/2017 - Paper or Plastic
- 09/01/2017 - The Source of the Stutter
- 09/04/2017 - Night Court
- 09/05/2017 - A Night at the Hotel with Father McFeely
- 09/06/2017 - The Prescription
- 09/07/2017 - Commitment
- 09/08/2017 - Avoiding the Lecture
- 09/11/2017 - The Human Interest Story
- 09/12/2017 - Bar Versus Church
- 09/13/2017 - Top Ten Signs You’re Boring in Bed
- 09/14/2017 - Rectal Feeding Diet
- 09/15/2017 - Where to Drink
- 09/18/2017 - The New Bike
- 09/19/2017 - The Neighbor
- 09/20/2017 - Elderly Urges
- 09/21/2017 - The Waiter, Spoon, and String joke
- 09/22/2017 - For Better or Mostly Worse
- 09/25/2017 - Lost Little Johnny
- 09/26/2017 - Irish Whiskey
- 09/27/2017 - Why Sharks Circle
- 09/28/2017 - A Secluded Monastery
- 09/29/2017 - The Italian Grandma
- 10/03/2017 - The Window Cleaner
- 10/04/2017 - Meeting up in Hell
- 10/05/2017 - Raising a Fireman
- 10/06/2017 - The Dead Wife
- 10/09/2017 - Newly Translated
- 10/10/2017 - Catching Rabbits
- 10/11/2017 - Mexican in a Jewish Nursing Home
- 10/12/2017 - The Sister’s Spoliation
- 10/13/2017 - Bad Luck Friday After Work
- 10/16/2017 - Laying Pipe with the Plumber
- 10/17/2017 - Here Comes the Bride
- 10/18/2017 - The IT Chat
- 10/19/2017 - Bad Chemistry
- 10/20/2017 - Grandma Mom
- 10/23/2017 - Female Logic
- 10/24/2017 - Marital Advice
- 10/25/2017 - Sausage Factory
- 10/26/2017 - Running in the Rain
- 10/27/2017 - Three Hookers
- 10/30/2017 - Chicken Dinner
- 10/31/2017 - The Lincoln Costume
- 11/01/2017 - Childhood Argument
- 11/02/2017 - Sexual Endurance
- 11/03/2017 - Too Many Kids
- 11/06/2017 - The Power of the Cross
- 11/07/2017 - Sally Rottencrotch
- 11/08/2017 - Group Therapy
- 11/09/2017 - The Bull Auction
- 11/10/2017 - The New Clock
- 11/13/2017 - The Smoking Cigar
- 11/14/2017 - The i-Tit
- 11/15/2017 - Chilly Balls
- 11/16/2017 - Reasonable Reasoning
- 11/17/2017 - Barbie for Christmas
- 11/20/2017 - Getting Creative
- 11/21/2017 - Running for Office
- 11/22/2017 - The Ultimatum
- 11/23/2017 - Deaf Marriage
- 11/24/2017 - The Amish Boy
- 11/27/2017 - Make a Move at the Movies
- 11/28/2017 - Church Repairs
- 11/29/2017 - Selling Peaches
- 11/30/2017 - Last Request
- 12/01/2017 - Rules of Bedroom Golf
- 12/04/2017 - Observing the Ex
- 12/05/2017 - The Snake and the Rabbit
- 12/06/2017 - Activity Aversion
- 12/07/2017 - The Caribbean Vacation
- 12/08/2017 - Christian Aliens
- 12/11/2017 - Pub Menu
- 12/12/2017 - The Furry Monkey
- 12/13/2017 - The Jewish Genie
- 12/14/2017 - Geriatric Drip
- 12/15/2017 - The Bus Driver Joke
- 12/17/2017 - Highway to Hawaii (Sunday supplemental Joke)
- 12/18/2017 - The Orgy Invite
- 12/19/2017 - Blowing Chunks
- 12/20/2017 - Granny’s Favorite Remedies
- 12/21/2017 - The New Job
- 12/22/2017 - Laughter in the Rain
- 12/25/2017 - Christmas Prayers
- 12/26/2017 - Anesthesia
- 12/27/2017 - The Lawyer’s Plumber
- 12/28/2017 - Poisonous Snakes
- 12/29/2017 - A Job at the Zoo
2018 (261)
- 01/01/2018 - The Shark Challenge
- 01/02/2018 - Drunken Wee
- 01/03/2018 - The Pain of a Sex Change
- 01/04/2018 - The Russian Wish
- 01/05/2018 - Why Did You Have to Die?
- 01/08/2018 - The Lawnmower Woman
- 01/09/2018 - Sex Certificate
- 01/10/2018 - The Anniversary Request
- 01/11/2018 - Snow Plow
- 01/12/2018 - The Bathtub Test
- 01/15/2018 - Painting the Convent
- 01/16/2018 - Southern Hospitality
- 01/17/2018 - The Hungover Lineman
- 01/18/2018 - The Black Panties
- 01/19/2018 - Why That Guy?
- 01/22/2018 - Japanese Pizza
- 01/23/2018 - Satan in the Sanctuary
- 01/24/2018 - The Snake Bite
- 01/25/2018 - The Unicorn Hunter
- 01/26/2018 - The Man of the House
- 01/29/2018 - Met at the Brothel
- 01/30/2018 - Describe Your Mom as a Bird
- 01/31/2018 - Fingering the Floozy
- 02/01/2018 - Sisters of Scandal
- 02/02/2018 - Hypnotic Havoc
- 02/05/2018 - The Baby’s Checkup
- 02/06/2018 - Panty Plead
- 02/07/2018 - The Maid Wants a Raise
- 02/08/2018 - Inappropriate Fantasy
- 02/09/2018 - Shy From the Last Time
- 02/12/2018 - PE Remedy
- 02/13/2018 - Body Building and Jerking Off
- 02/14/2018 - Rear Ended
- 02/15/2018 - The Defective Toaster
- 02/16/2018 - Hiding Christmas Presents
- 02/19/2018 - Too Many Kids
- 02/20/2018 - Council Meetings
- 02/21/2018 - Dragons
- 02/22/2018 - The New Wife’s News
- 02/23/2018 - Feeding the Pigeons
- 02/26/2018 - You’re the First One
- 02/27/2018 - Octogenarian Honeymoon
- 02/28/2018 - Breeding Bessie
- 03/01/2018 - The Sports Fan
- 03/02/2018 - The Commuter Train
- 03/05/2018 - Drug Dealer’s Trial
- 03/06/2018 - The Crusaders Key
- 03/07/2018 - Sick Day
- 03/08/2018 - Town of the Fallen
- 03/09/2018 - Crashed His Harley
- 03/12/2018 - Dress Shopping
- 03/13/2018 - The Job Ad
- 03/14/2018 - The Rescue Squad
- 03/15/2018 - Lug Nuts
- 03/16/2018 - The Bedroom Scream
- 03/19/2018 - In the Bedroom with the Twins
- 03/20/2018 - 20 Reasons Why “Nothing” is better than Sex
- 03/21/2018 - Love Handles
- 03/23/2018 - Reincarnating Nuns
- 03/26/2018 - Colonoscopy
- 03/27/2018 - The Vicar’s Bath
- 03/28/2018 - On the Subject of Southern Women
- 03/29/2018 - The Four Animals of a Woman’s Desire
- 03/30/2018 - Taking too Long to Tee off
- 04/02/2018 - The Call Girl’s Apartment
- 04/03/2018 - Dent Removal
- 04/04/2018 - The Proper Dance Attire
- 04/05/2018 - Marital Pairings
- 04/06/2018 - Ruined the Moment
- 04/09/2018 - Flu Follow-up
- 04/10/2018 - The Substitute Confessional
- 04/11/2018 - Winter Lessons
- 04/12/2018 - The Southern Bride
- 04/13/2018 - 101 Lies Men Tell Women
- 04/16/2018 - Implicating Intimates
- 04/17/2018 - A Classic Q&A
- 04/18/2018 - Soliciting the Souse
- 04/19/2018 - Out West and Out of Gas
- 04/20/2018 - The Big Dick Contest
- 04/23/2018 - Humping for Hawaii
- 04/24/2018 - Sports Legend Sex Lives
- 04/25/2018 - First Husband Fumbling
- 04/26/2018 - Office Break Down
- 04/27/2018 - Roadside Juggling
- 04/30/2018 - Trying a New Position
- 05/01/2018 - Marriage Counseling
- 05/02/2018 - A Visit to the OBGYN
- 05/03/2018 - Tight Fitting Shoes
- 05/04/2018 - The Painted Toilet Seat
- 05/07/2018 - Penguin Parlay
- 05/08/2018 - Previous Partners
- 05/09/2018 - The Steamy Simian
- 05/10/2018 - Things Women Say During Sex
- 05/11/2018 - Senior Sex Drive
- 05/14/2018 - Manly Dreams
- 05/15/2018 - The Vivacious Bride
- 05/16/2018 - The Jogger’s Tennis Ball
- 05/17/2018 - Milk Bath
- 05/18/2018 - The Naked Statue
- 05/21/2018 - The Second Coming
- 05/22/2018 - Bus Stop Midget
- 05/23/2018 - The Naval Novice
- 05/24/2018 - Costly Company
- 05/25/2018 - The Native’s Necklace
- 05/28/2018 - Make a Wish
- 05/29/2018 - They All Do That
- 05/30/2018 - The Sexiest Machine
- 05/31/2018 - Cliff Hanger
- 06/01/2018 - Gravely Humorous
- 06/04/2018 - Harry’s Revenge
- 06/05/2018 - John 7:53
- 06/06/2018 - The Murray River Cruise
- 06/07/2018 - Stupid Spoliation
- 06/08/2018 - God’s Partner
- 06/11/2018 - Sexual Research
- 06/12/2018 - The Hapless Haircut
- 06/13/2018 - The Fishing Trip
- 06/14/2018 - Medical Malpractice
- 06/15/2018 - Tale of the Little Red Light
- 06/18/2018 - The Rooms in Heaven
- 06/19/2018 - Aerial Photography
- 06/20/2018 - Yet Another Shipwreck Joke
- 06/21/2018 - Mail Order Bride
- 06/22/2018 - The Indian at the Fair
- 06/25/2018 - Foraging for Fruit
- 06/26/2018 - The Three Little Rabbits
- 06/27/2018 - The Little Couple
- 06/28/2018 - Don’t Despair
- 06/29/2018 - Arabs Not Welcome!
- 07/02/2018 - The Man from Georgia
- 07/03/2018 - Out of Chocolate
- 07/04/2018 - Languishing Lunches
- 07/05/2018 - The Impatiently Dead Doctor
- 07/06/2018 - Sergeant Sensitivity
- 07/09/2018 - A Sense of Humor
- 07/10/2018 - Soviet Thankfulness
- 07/11/2018 - Fast Fathers
- 07/12/2018 - Baseball in the Beyond
- 07/13/2018 - The Devil’s Drink
- 07/16/2018 - I am Weasel
- 07/17/2018 - The Farm Field Trip
- 07/18/2018 - Highway Weaving
- 07/19/2018 - The Murder Trial
- 07/20/2018 - Calling the Cops
- 07/23/2018 - Out of Town
- 07/24/2018 - The Dancing Duck
- 07/25/2018 - Fire Alarm
- 07/26/2018 - Grandpa’s Plea
- 07/27/2018 - More than a Mile
- 07/30/2018 - Teeny Weeny Bikini
- 07/31/2018 - Season Ticket Swap
- 08/01/2018 - How to Get a Date
- 08/02/2018 - The CEO’s Death
- 08/03/2018 - Find the Right Career
- 08/06/2018 - Joking in Japan
- 08/07/2018 - To Meet the Pope
- 08/08/2018 - The Perfect Penis
- 08/09/2018 - Yet Another Three Wishes Joke
- 08/10/2018 - Class Cheater
- 08/13/2018 - Shipwrecked in the Caribbean!
- 08/14/2018 - The Frog and Rat Act
- 08/15/2018 - Movie Prices
- 08/16/2018 - A Leafy Bottom
- 08/17/2018 - How to Become a Millionaire
- 08/20/2018 - Jesus Pancakes
- 08/21/2018 - The Voice
- 08/22/2018 - The Lucky One
- 08/23/2018 - Flight Delay
- 08/24/2018 - The Secret to a Happy Marriage
- 08/27/2018 - The Führer’s Death
- 08/28/2018 - Bedtime Stories
- 08/29/2018 - Car Thief
- 08/30/2018 - Paternal Surgery
- 08/31/2018 - Tricky Pronunciation
- 09/03/2018 - Blind Skydiving
- 09/04/2018 - Typing Code
- 09/05/2018 - An Israeli Unknown Soldier
- 09/06/2018 - Sex with a Ghost
- 09/07/2018 - The New Hearing Aid
- 09/10/2018 - Coffee Run
- 09/11/2018 - Parental Concern
- 09/12/2018 - Waking up Grumpy
- 09/13/2018 - Hooked
- 09/14/2018 - The Lost Balloonist
- 09/17/2018 - Poker Emergency
- 09/18/2018 - Computer Careers and Car Care
- 09/19/2018 - The Jury’s Verdict
- 09/20/2018 - The Daughters’ Names
- 09/21/2018 - Contagious
- 09/24/2018 - Look at Me Like You Used to
- 09/25/2018 - The Politician’s New Suit
- 09/26/2018 - Boy on a Bus
- 09/27/2018 - Choosing a Rifle
- 09/28/2018 - Psychological Progress
- 10/01/2018 - Neighborhood Report
- 10/02/2018 - Renewed License
- 10/03/2018 - Hot Day
- 10/04/2018 - Fishing on the Ark
- 10/05/2018 - The UFO Encounter
- 10/08/2018 - The Retired Couple
- 10/09/2018 - Drinks are on the Souse!
- 10/10/2018 - A Death in Jerusalem
- 10/11/2018 - How the Government Works
- 10/12/2018 - Prepare for an Emergency Landing
- 10/15/2018 - Learning Good Sportsmanship
- 10/16/2018 - More Church Repairs
- 10/17/2018 - Investigating Working Conditions
- 10/18/2018 - Mephistopheles Game
- 10/19/2018 - What Do You Do?
- 10/22/2018 - Seagull Watching
- 10/23/2018 - Beware of Blonde Genies
- 10/24/2018 - Hunting Accident
- 10/25/2018 - X-Ray Analysis
- 10/26/2018 - Disciplining Today’s Kids
- 10/29/2018 - Condom Packaging
- 10/30/2018 - Mad Martin
- 10/31/2018 - First Time Skydiving
- 11/01/2018 - Design Testing
- 11/02/2018 - The Language Barrier
- 11/05/2018 - Considerable Contact
- 11/06/2018 - Brain Food
- 11/07/2018 - Some Childish Antics
- 11/08/2018 - The Opposite Twins
- 11/09/2018 - Paper Soldier
- 11/12/2018 - Concealed Carry Granny
- 11/13/2018 - Titanium Test Tactics
- 11/14/2018 - Don’t Forget to Ask
- 11/15/2018 - Luxury Cars
- 11/16/2018 - A Pricey Funeral
- 11/19/2018 - The Regifting
- 11/20/2018 - Heavenly Shack
- 11/21/2018 - Deserting Logic
- 11/22/2018 - Five Fun Things To Do This Thanksgiving
- 11/23/2018 - The Longest Lived Man
- 11/26/2018 - An Unfortunate Fortune
- 11/27/2018 - The Husband’s Christmas Gift
- 11/28/2018 - Panhandler’s Profits
- 11/29/2018 - Mensa Mayhem
- 11/30/2018 - Psychology Class
- 12/03/2018 - Penny Panic
- 12/04/2018 - The Baby-kisser’s Burial
- 12/05/2018 - Warning Sign
- 12/06/2018 - Two by Fours
- 12/07/2018 - Which Profession Came First?
- 12/10/2018 - Movie Survey
- 12/11/2018 - The Mirror Diet
- 12/12/2018 - Taxing Flags
- 12/13/2018 - Meeting an Old Flame
- 12/14/2018 - Inherent Inheritances
- 12/17/2018 - Steak Server
- 12/18/2018 - Waiting for Heaven
- 12/19/2018 - The Zookeeper’s Request
- 12/20/2018 - Dead Donkey
- 12/21/2018 - The Explorers
- 12/24/2018 - A Perfect Little Story
- 12/25/2018 - Weeweechu!
- 12/26/2018 - Checkout Line
- 12/27/2018 - Seeing a Doctor
- 12/28/2018 - The After Work Accident
- 12/31/2018 - Rowing in a Field
2019 (78)
- 01/01/2019 - Emergency Water Landing
- 01/02/2019 - First Day in Shop Class
- 01/03/2019 - Hotel Bar Hours
- 01/04/2019 - The Redneck’s Letter from Home
- 01/07/2019 - Another Child
- 01/08/2019 - The Neighbor’s Party
- 01/09/2019 - Animal Crackers
- 01/10/2019 - Gardening
- 01/11/2019 - Military Reprimand
- 01/14/2019 - Smoking Cessation
- 01/15/2019 - From Dust to Dust
- 01/16/2019 - Emotional Mowing
- 01/17/2019 - Children’s Career Choices
- 01/18/2019 - Highway Hijinks
- 01/21/2019 - Death Valley Delivery
- 01/22/2019 - To Date Again
- 01/23/2019 - Hairy Piano
- 01/24/2019 - A Rich Request
- 01/25/2019 - Bumping into the Doc
- 01/28/2019 - The Drink of the Devil
- 01/29/2019 - The Cow Case
- 01/30/2019 - The Nightgown
- 01/31/2019 - Air Disaster
- 02/01/2019 - Deathbed Bequeaths
- 02/04/2019 - The Hypochondriac
- 02/05/2019 - Trading Places
- 02/06/2019 - The Book with no Story
- 02/07/2019 - Sharing the Troubles and Burdens
- 02/08/2019 - The Obituary
- 02/11/2019 - The Mother-in-Law
- 02/12/2019 - A Lawyer’s Integrity
- 02/13/2019 - The Insurance Claim
- 02/14/2019 - The Keys to Heaven
- 02/15/2019 - Works Like a Charm
- 02/18/2019 - Chicken Run
- 02/19/2019 - Telephone Pole Installers
- 02/20/2019 - The Barbershop Incident
- 02/21/2019 - Time for School
- 02/22/2019 - One Fine Day
- 02/25/2019 - Italian Hell
- 02/26/2019 - Can’t Find It
- 02/27/2019 - The Lost Hunter
- 02/28/2019 - The Couple’s Wish
- 03/01/2019 - The Efficiency Expert
- 03/04/2019 - Unfortunate Fortune
- 03/05/2019 - The Shocked Speeder
- 03/06/2019 - Flower Show Streaker
- 03/07/2019 - First Day Bartending
- 03/08/2019 - The Concerned Child
- 03/11/2019 - Sleep Disorder
- 03/12/2019 - Educating Acronyms
- 03/13/2019 - Proud Little Player
- 03/14/2019 - The Pretzel Hold
- 03/15/2019 - Artful Advertising
- 03/18/2019 - Lesson Learned
- 03/19/2019 - The Generous Barber
- 03/20/2019 - My Pa Won’t Like It
- 03/21/2019 - Changing Plea
- 03/22/2019 - Dog Names
- 03/25/2019 - Feisty Fornicators
- 03/26/2019 - Arriving at a Verdict
- 03/27/2019 - School Boy Squawk
- 03/28/2019 - The Lord Will Provide
- 03/29/2019 - The New Pizza Delivery Boy
- 04/01/2019 - The Shouting Doctor
- 04/02/2019 - The Yard Sale
- 04/03/2019 - Three Dinosaurs
- 04/04/2019 - The Height of Discussion
- 04/05/2019 - The Alaskan Airstrip
- 04/08/2019 - The Bridal Registry
- 04/09/2019 - Baggage Check In
- 04/10/2019 - Ordering Dinner
- 04/11/2019 - Second Time First
- 04/12/2019 - The Castaway
- 04/15/2019 - Lost in the Mail
- 04/16/2019 - Epidural Time
- 04/17/2019 - The Panty Imputation
- 04/18/2019 - A Little Too Young For That
