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Category Archives: Golden Soapbox

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Never Ever Make Eye Contact

By f2x | Saturday, January 2, 2021 - 12:00 am |Monday, January 4, 2021 Golden Soapbox
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Happy 2021

By f2x | Saturday, December 26, 2020 - 12:00 am |Monday, December 28, 2020 Golden Soapbox
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Scrying Specialists

By f2x | Saturday, September 5, 2020 - 12:00 am |Saturday, September 5, 2020 Golden Soapbox
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A Taste of Freedom

By f2x | Wednesday, August 5, 2020 - 11:50 pm |Thursday, August 6, 2020 Golden Soapbox
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A Little Stinger

By f2x | Saturday, July 18, 2020 - 12:00 am |Sunday, July 19, 2020 Golden Soapbox
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  • Gail’s Pic of the Week

    Sunday, January 3, 2021





    I Have No Idea What Comes Next

    After 2020, things couldn't possibly get any worse, could they? Well, they could, and it is prudent to brace yourself for the possibility that the apocalypse was just getting warmed up.

    On the other hand, perhaps the worst is behind us, or at least we will have a reprieve while the Kraken naps for a few more years.

    One thing I pretty much know isn't about to happen:

    We ain't gonna go back to the way things were.


    Kudos

    There are a number of jokes still left in the queue from the anonymous donor who used our submission page. Thanks again, whoever you are.

    “You know how sometimes you tell yourself that you have a choice, but really you don't have a choice? Just because there are alternatives doesn't mean they apply to you.” ― Rick Yancey, The 5th Wave

    Pax,
    -f2x
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    What is Flush Twice?

     
    Flush Twice is a JOTD (Joke of the Day) website. New jokes are published every Monday through Friday (midnight EST). There is also a comic and a personal blog in the sidebar that updates on the weekends. We’ve been operating since May of 2003.

     
    Jokes are generously provided by friends and visitors such as yourself. If you would like to contribute, please check out our submission page, or e-mail flush2x@gmail.com. If you know anyone who constantly e-mails you jokes, forward them to us! We’ll take what we can get!

     
    So what makes a joke funny?

     
    It all boils down to a sudden shift in perception. The story starts you thinking one way, then the punchline turns that thinking on its ear. The art of the joke is to craft a short story that isn’t overly contrived, then deliver a punchline that suddenly shifts your perception about the story you were being told.

     
    Many of the jokes on this site are offensive, and we make no apologies for it. Offensive jokes work by making the reader uncomfortable through the use of a taboo subject thus enhancing the underlying humor. Without the offensive element, the joke would simply not be as funny.

     
    (Just thought you might like to know.)

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