Jody Call

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had started seeing another guy while he had been away and wanted to break up with him. To add insult to injury she also wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (some with clothes and some without) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:

“I don’t remember which one you were. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back.”

The Farmer’s Divorce

A farmer walked into a attorney’s office seeking to get a divorce.

The lawyer began by asking, “Do you have any grounds?”

The farmer replied, “Yes, I got about 40 acres.”

The lawyer shook his head and said, “No, No, you don’t understand, Do you have a suit?”

The farmer said, “Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.”

Again the lawyer said, “No, no, I mean, do you have a case?”

The farmer said, “No, I ain’t got a Case, but I got a John Deere.”

The lawyer said, “No, I mean, do you have a grudge?”

The farmer said,”Yes, I got a grudge, that’s where I parks the John Deere.”

The lawyer said, “Well, does your wife beat you up or anything?”

The farmer said, “No, we both get up at 4:30.”

By now the lawyer is really frustrated but tries one last question, “Is your wife a nagger?”

The farmer said, “No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants a divorce.”

The Mother-in-law’s Test

A woman wanted to test her three son-in-laws to see what kind of men that her daughters had married.

To test the first one, she arranged for the two of them to go for a walk along the river. During the walk she pretended to lose her footing and fell into the river. The young man immediately dove into the water to rescue the woman.

The next day he was shocked to see a brand new car parked in his driveway. On the vehicle was a note that said, “Much love and appreciation, Your Mother-in-law.”

To test the second one, she again arranged for the two of them to go for a walk along the same river. Once again she pretended to lose her footing and fell into the river. As before, the young man immediately dove into the water to rescue the woman.

The next day, he too saw a brand new car parked in his driveway with a note that said, “Much love and appreciation, Your Mother-in-law.”

It was the same test for the third one. As they walked along the river she “lost her footing” and fell into the river. Quickly assessing the situation, the young man released a maniacally chuckle and left the scene. The woman was pulled away by the river’s current and drowned.

The next day the third son-in-law awoke to find a brand new car parked in his driveway. He rushed outside to see what it was about. He could hardly believe his eyes when he read the note, “Much love and appreciation, Your Father-in-law.”

Sunday , January 8, 2017


Sick, again.

After recovering from my last illness back in November, I was hoping to avoid any further issues for at least 12 months. Alas, during the recent gift giving holidays, someone managed to give me a cold. ‘Tis the season.

OK, so I haven’t really had time to work on Deny From, and I’m starting to think adding it to Flush Twice wasn’t such a great idea. Obviously it wouldn’t really work on mBlip.com (which is doing awesome BTW), so perhaps I’m going to move it to Golden Soapbox? Yeah, I’m not really sure what to do with it. I just know that I really don’t have the energy to work on it at the moment.

And that’s what I love about mBlip! I don’t need to spend any effort on it to make it an amazing place to visit. It just automatically posts new things every day. If you haven’t tried it yet, you really should.

Well, that’s about all I have the energy for. Thanks for stopping by. The jokes are really going to suffer this week because I’m really under the weather right now. Hopefully we’ll have better stuff waiting for you next week.

Pax,

-f2x