The Prostitute’s Proposition

Marvin was diligently walking home when he was accosted by a streetwalker.

She called out, “Hey buddy! How ’bout some relaxing oral sex? Only $50.”

“No way!” Marvin retorted. “I’m married!”

“So what difference does that make?” asked the harlot.

“The difference is,” said Marvin indignantly, “my wife will do it for only $25.”

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