The Dead Wife

Charlie called 911 and told the dispatcher, “I think my wife is dead.”

Trying to determine the nature of the situation, the dispatcher asked, “What makes you believe that she’s dead, sir?”

Charlie replied, “Well, the sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!”

The Dead Wife
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