A couple on holiday were touring a marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. The couple decided to walk inside where a Pakistani man with a heavy accent said to them, “I have some special sandals I think you’d be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great dessert camel”
The wife was very interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband wasn’t so sure. He asked the man, “how could sandals make you into a sex freak?”
The Pakistani man replied, “Why don’t you try them on for yourself?”
After an approving glance from his wife he decided to try them on. As soon as he slipped the babouche onto this feet, a wild look appeared in his eyes. It was something his wife hadn’t seen in years! It was the look of raw sexual power!
In the blink of an eye the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, threw him onto the table and started tearing off his pants.
With shrill terror, the Pakistani man screamed, “Take them off! You have them on the wrong feet!”