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Flush Twice proudly presents:
Pathos in the Plumbing
Well, it's a little more complicated than that. I had some computer problems this week, so I couldn't really work on some of the "artwork" that I'd been meaning to. Still, when it came time to make a comic, I just couldn't think of anything, so kindly accept this humble filler.
Can't make any promises for next week either. It's the end of the month, and my day job gets busy, busy, busy at the end of the month.
Also, as is becoming the trend, Sunday's Rant won't appear until late in the evening on Sunday as well.
The Garden is Doing Well
Did I mention I was growing some tomatoes this year? I thought I mentioned that... Yeah. Also I think I mentioned my experiment that I'd been running with seven (7) different varieties: Supersonic, Sugary, La Roma II, Rutgers, Bush Goliath, Sweet Millions, and San Marzano. I've got one of each turned upside down and growing out of the bottom of hanging planters.
Since I bought two of each, I gave the two sauce tomatoes to my neighbor and put the other five in the ground on the side of the house. The results have been remarkable.
Now you may be wondering if I'd ever grown tomatoes before. Well, yes. But this year, I'm using some premium name-brand potting soil. Even the ones in the ground got planted in the stuff, because I dug out a large hole, filled it with the potting soil, then planted the tomato seedling in it, then covered it in a thin layer of my native dirt. It's like the plant gets to start out in a well drained pot, and when it outgrows the pot, it's already in the dirt with a tomato cage around it.
So while the hanging plants have done much better than previous attempts, the tomatoes I put in the ground are truly astonishing.
GET THE PLUNGER!
What is Flush Twice?
This is another JOTD (Joke of the Day) website. New jokes are published every Monday through Friday (midnight EST). There is also a comic that occasionally gets posted on the weekend.
Most of the jokes are offensive. This site publishes offensive jokes because offensive jokes make the reader feel uncomfortable with the taboo subject and thus enhances the underlying humor that would simply not be as funny without it.
So what makes a joke funny? Well, it boils down to a sudden shift in perception. The story starts you thinking one way, then the punchline turns that thinking on its ear. The art of the joke is to craft a short story that isn't overly contrived, then deliver a punchline that suddenly shifts your perception about the story you were being told.
(Just thought you might like to know.)