You may be tempted to try his culinary concoctions, but don't. Try as he might, Dewey is a disaster in the kitchen.

You may be tempted to try his culinary concoctions, but don't. Try as he might, Dewey is a disaster in the kitchen.

Dewey was Brandon’s first roommate, and he’s been with Flush Twice since the very beginning. He works as the assistant manager for a local fast food burger joint called “Krappy Burger”, and he aspires to one day be a great chef. Trouble is, he can’t cook for shit.

Over all, Dewey is slightly sub-average in just about every category save one: Due to an abnormally large penis, he’s got the attention of a certain Miss Birdie who dearly loves him… and that’s in spite of the smell.

To be sure, Dewey is actually a pretty good guy, but he’s forever a gullible tool.

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