Deep in the heart of a local cemetery, a man kneeled in front of a grave and wailed, “Why did you die?! Oh why did you have to die?!”
A passing groundskeeper knelt beside the man and said “I’m so very sorry for your loss. I imagine you must have been very close to the deceased.”
“No, actually I never met the man,” the mourner replied.
“Never met the man? Then why are you so distraught?”
The mourner wiped the tears from his eyes and said, “He was my wife’s first husband!”