Drunken Wee

Two women where staggering home after a “girls night out” and felt the need to pee while passing a graveyard.

Of course they didn’t have any tissues with them so the first one wiped with her own panties and threw them away. The other woman spotted a ribbon on a wreath. She yanked it off and used it to wipe.

The next day their husbands were talking.

The first husband said, “I think we need to watch our wives when they go out for the night. My wife came home last night without her panties!”

“You think that’s bad?” said the other husband. “Mine had a card stuck to her ass that said ‘From all the guys at the fire station: We will miss you!'”

Drunken Wee
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