Corrupting Confession

After several years too many, Wendy finally paid a visit to the confession booth.

“Father,” she began, “I want to hold men down and I want to whip them, to dominate them completely; I want to force them to caress my naked body.”

The voice responded, “Say 10 Hail Mary’s… and meet me behind the Exxon station in 20 minutes.”

So how did you like this joke?