Field Fappers

A couple of women were out driving in the Virginia countryside fifty miles from Washington D.C.

One of them pointed out two naked men in a field masturbating each other.

“Look,” she said, “two Democrats jerking each other off.”

“How do you know they’re Democrats?” Her friend asked.

“If they were Republicans, they’d be fucking a bunch of poor people.”

So how did you like this joke?