Too Much Sex

A young man came into work looking a bit shopworn. His manager was rather displeased with the worker’s less than professional appearance.
“I’m sorry, boss,” said the young man. “It’s my girlfriend. She wants sex three to four times a day. I’m so exhausted, I just don’t know what to do!”
The manager’s furrowed brow softened with understanding, “For God’s sake marry her! That’ll put a stop to that shit real quick!”