BS on a Cruise

The Australian, the American and the Russian were having a bullshit session on this cruise ship.
The Australian said, “In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn.”
The American said, “That’s nothing, in Texas our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a fork lift.”
The Russian said, “That’s nothing, we have women with vaginas this big.”
He then stretched his hands so wide it’d do the biggest fish story justice.
The Australian and the American stared in silence for a moment.
“How do you screw them then?” asked the American.
“Oh, they stretch,” replied the Russian.