Well at least it's a step in the right direction. It seems that Tyler lost all his bearings when he left the Army. This actually happens to some guys when they get out because their environment in the civilian world no longer has any real structure. Fortunately, Brandon is being a good guy through all this.

Note: Normally, flush Twice would have updated this weekend, but due to a few inconvenient happenstances, the next update will not occur until March 3rd, 2012. OK, it looks like it’s going to be the 10th before I can get back to this… See, the computer got hosed, and then I just had to try Windows 8, but that was a regrettable test drive, so now I’m just getting things put back together and I’m taking my parents out of town this weekend… well… I’ll be back in a week.

Hoo boy! Sorry again. This time there’s even more stuff on my personal plate along with a few more computer glitches. I’m doing OK, so no worries. It’s just that there’s been one thing after another, and there was another computer issue on my end (self-inflicted). I’m not going to make any promises for St Patty’s Day. If I do, it will only jinx it.

Thank you for visiting.

Peace.

An employee of the airport found a cell phone in one of the boarding areas.

She switched it on, hoping a caller would identify the owner. It rang, and she answered it, but there was no response.

When it rang a second time, another female employee answered, and the same thing happened.

Moments later, a supervisor came by and picked up the ringing phone. “This is Bob. May I help you?”

“Bob,” a bewildered woman caller finally spoke. “Where is Bill, and who are those two women he’s with?”

A man send a package to a friend in the mail, but it never arrived so he went to his local post office and asked them to track it down.

“It’s not that simple,” the clerk scolded. “You have to fill out a mail-loss form before we can initiate a search.”

“Okay,” he said. “I’ll take one.”

The clerk rummaged under the counter, then went to some other clerks who did the same—only to return and confess, “You’ll have to come back later. We can’t find the forms.”

At the airline check in a man had three bags. He puts them down and says to the young lady, “I’d like you to send this one to Los Angeles, that one to Hong Kong and the last one to London.”

Confused, the lady at the check in counter said, “I’m afraid we can’t do that, sir.”

“Why not?” said the man, “You somehow managed to do it the last time I flew with you.”