Yes, it’s a usable search function! Try it!
But on the bright side, I re-installed WordPress (again) and fixed some of those irritating glitches I've been experiencing. The "Random!" tab is back on the menu, and now when I post something into the queue, it doesn't give me a blank screen while only saving part of it to "Drafts".
So in my last "News" post, I mentioned that we'd be back in mid to late September with new jokes. You may be asking, "Does that time frame still stand?" Basically we will be posting new jokes on Monday, September 26... Unless I decide to start posting them sooner.
"So 'maybe sooner'? Why you gotta play with us like that?"
Well, the truth is, I'm ready today! The summer heat has started to back off a little, and I'm not feeling quite so worn out... But my contributors are not giving me any new material. Right now it looks like I'll have to copy paste more shit from /r/jokes if my current sources don't pick it up, or I can't find some new sources.
So there it is... We'll definitely be posting jokes by 9/26 or sooner if I can find another mother lode of jokes.
GET THE PLUNGER!
What is Flush Twice?
This is another JOTD (Joke of the Day) website. New jokes are published every Monday through Friday (midnight EST). There is also a comic that occasionally gets posted on the weekend.
Most of the jokes are offensive. This site publishes offensive jokes because offensive jokes make the reader feel uncomfortable with the taboo subject and thus enhances the underlying humor that would simply not be as funny without it.
So what makes a joke funny? Well, it boils down to a sudden shift in perception. The story starts you thinking one way, then the punchline turns that thinking on its ear. The art of the joke is to craft a short story that isn't overly contrived, then deliver a punchline that suddenly shifts your perception about the story you were being told.
It also helps if tits are involved.
(Just thought you might like to know.)